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virginia

[Zola Ray @zolamray]

We used to be a country. A proper country.

[jo @whatsJo]

tsa agent: sorry you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less

me: ok just toss it out then

Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what

[ally @allyamory_]

didn’t have Mac n cheese at dinner so today is cancelled

[ally @allyamory_]

the night is ours

[Arby's @Arbys]

"When they say they don't eat Arby's" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[ally @allyamory_]

I just wanna feel alive as I did on the Chuck E. Cheese simulated roller coaster

[RLM @rhiannonmcgavin]

yes i am a historian (was on tumblr in 2010)

[ally @allyamory_]

@AAdalem @Juliannacooperr @emily_walton2 Vibe check say whaaaat

[ally @allyamory_]

@AAdalem the horoscope said there would be bad vibes and it DIDNT MISS @Juliannacooperr @emily_walton2

[ally @allyamory_]

@AAdalem Wtf dude

[ally @allyamory_]

@aswizz She a bad bitch!

[ally @allyamory_]

like if you have ever been personally victimized by LinkedIns free premium trial

[ARI @ARIPBITCH]

If I’m a lot, go find less