I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟

Sewist/Aunt/I think I'm funny/🌈ally/#BLM/She/Her
Turn ons: theatre, art, equality, kindness, common sense
Turn offs: racism, idiots, everything else

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

I accidentally deleted my pinned tweet.
I'll never get those 18 likes back.

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

Yam tits

[jodelle @jodelletweets]

girls be like, "why do i have such high standards in men?" my sister in christ you read jane austen

[elle woods @auraroseate]

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

@I_Ailurophile What a regal portrait!

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

I eat dis.
#CatsOfTwitter

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

#whiskerswednesday with a bonus #blep
#CatsOfTwitter

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

@usedwigs How dare you

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

It's been an entire year since this emotional massacre.
#SuccessionHBO

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

Oh. My. God. Becky.
Look. At that. Loaf.
#kittyloafmonday
#CatsOfTwitter

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

How am I supposed to sleep tonight after that #TheWhiteLotus finale?

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

I'm Muslim. It doesn't offend me when people wish me Merry Christmas. Offensive is when MAGA politicians brandish weapons of war while kids are shot dead in school and claim that's the Christmas spirit.

If you don't get why that's a problem, y'all need Jesus, and common sense.

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

Beans and belly.
#jellybellyfriday
#CatsOfTwitter

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner.

She is safe.
She is on a plane.
She is on her way home.

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

@cathylanski @PatricProAuthor We sure do love that glottal stop here in southeast PA!

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

Great tips for if you just need to get your head up out of the water.
The shower always works for me.

[Ray Betzner @BooksnBipeds]

(Re-posted. Thanks, Susan Rosson Spain)
DEPRESSION TIPS:
Shower. Not a bath, a shower. Use water as hot or cold as you like. You don’t even need to wash. Just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. Sit on the floor if you gotta.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Portia… honey… you have gone full Lizzie McGuire. #WhiteLotus

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

This is really important. Please watch and share.

[Ben Gleib @bengleib]

Please watch this video. I’m Jewish & I just got very emotional and angry at Kanye West while anchoring the news @TheYoungTurks https://t.co/FaMRIM4qW4 #Antisemitic #ye #KanyeIsANazi

[I'm 'Barely Breathing' Hungry 🍟 @allyb75]

@katiejoyofosho Ooh you had me at Bad Pinocchio but lost me at Nickelback.

[Useless Casey @UselessCasey]

The water is rumored to be replaced with Save Splash Mountain Tears

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

In a world where you can be anything, be on time ffs