Ally

smoke, joker, midnight toker.

[Ally @allybaha]

@boburnham hey man hope you are doing okay.

[Ally @allybaha]

@simpleplan my parents are moving and had a box of stuff for me...look what I get to reconnect with! So excited to watch this tonight with my glass of wine! #simpleplanforlife #idontwanttobetoldtogrowup

[Ally @allybaha]

@JonTronShow I don’t watch many videos on YouTube but my fiancé got me into yours! Keep rocking on dude! Love watching all your videos!

[Ally @allybaha]

@JimCarrey hey man. How you doing? Hope you are doing well!

[Ally @allybaha]

@prattprattpratt dude man you broke my heart

[Ally @allybaha]

When you work at a restaurant with booze and have a shitty day you get margaritas for lunch!

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@ohsweetorchard It’s way too good to wait

[Ally @allybaha]

Couples that nap together, stay together! #extrawarmth #lovemyboothang #futuremramdmrs

[Ally @allybaha]

When you’ve already rewatched parks and rec and the office for the millionth time and don’t know what to do with your life when it’s ends #showgap #knope2020 #thatswhatshesaid #leslieandmichaelforlyfe

[Ally @allybaha]

When you sweat your balls off at work and forget to drink water and get all the cramps! #thismystronghand #charliehorse #needmorewater #wheresthewaterboy

[Ally @allybaha]

The lava just flowed out of my ass

[Ally @allybaha]

When your man comes home and rubs your feet for you, you know you got a keeper! #loveofmylife #itsputsthelotionontheskin #stupidfeet

[Ally @allybaha]

Why did I ever become a manager?! Back to the servers life and making bank! #tipyowaitress #makingmoves #myfeetmayhurt #worthit

[Ally @allybaha]

When you threaten to go to bed because you aren’t getting your way with your fiancé and he doesn’t back down...guess who is in bed? #ineedtogrowup #ijustwantedchickennuggets #atleastitscomfy

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When you expel a demon from your ass and feel like you lose 5 pounds #ishityounot #lavapoops #poopingisfun

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When you’re broke as shit and have no money so you just go to sleep for dinner. #givemefood #cherrystsoon #workallthestreets

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When he gives you that good lovin #richardismybestfriend

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My chesticles could cut diamonds right now

[Ally @allybaha]

Can’t wait to win the lottery one day so I don’t have to get out of a cold bed in the morning #fuckinglongwinter #wherestheheat #icandream #stupidnewengland

[Ally @allybaha]

@joshuagates how many languages do you speak!