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will travel for disco

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@LoveySaul @Mmoran64 @GovParsonMO huh?

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@Tinder i was banned from tinder then when i asked for information on why they refused to let me know anything and were extremely rude. how is this okay?

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@NickRewind @paramountplus it’s not AS bad as i thought it would be, but why did you completely remake the grandpas personality? like at least make the characters the same

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@hasanthehun i didn’t get notified that pokimane was streaming until she ended her stream. it’s really weird

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@Valkyrae we love you too rae ❤️❤️

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

yep and i might fuck yours

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@codyko you deserve it!

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@SenatorRounds @JoeBiden if this was a democrat saying this to trump, you republicans would go crazy just sad

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

If a free glazed donut can serve as the extra incentive for someone to get their vaccine and save lives, that's really good, actually. Don't overthink this. Krispy Kreme is doing a good thing.

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@Sugoi_Ash i just looked it up and you’re 28!? i never would’ve guessed you are so beautiful

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

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@kiikazuu i don’t understand much of what’s in the pictures and in the comments, but i’m looking at them going “cooool” so i’m impressed

[trish @ultragloss]

i feel like i have never seen a photo of michael cera that makes sense

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tina is the cutest lil bean i’m happy i found you ❤️ you make my life better #tinatothemoon

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@Valkyrae can we talk about how toast is so calm? he’s so understanding and relaxed he would be amazing as a friend. i know i would feel so comfortable around him.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I was, indeed, on a call 🤣🐶

[Hafu @itshafu]

I love boys but honestly girls are nicer to look at

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@whereiscarti @PrincessDramos @Mal_lamar @DearWhitteppl @mickeyca10 @rihgalore it’s quiet ain’t no back talk

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Your daddy is credibly accused of sexual harassment by over 26 women, he had sex with a porn star 7 months after his child was born, he cheated on your mommy & all his wives, he bragged about grabbing women by their vaginas, and he was pals with Jeff Epstein. Shut the fuck up Jr.

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@SayWhatTerrell 100% is one of my top 3 favorite episodes of black mirror. the way she stays calm when she wants to beat the old mans ass is amazing. she’s insanely talented.