Ally Blanck 🥥🌴

UMW 🏛 ‘13, UMass Law ⚖️ ‘16 | she/her | 🐈 Elle Woods, but in the second movie

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

Whenever Chardonnay is the only white wine on the menu I tell myself, “if it’s good enough for Hillary, it’s good enough for me” but tbh that’s not true.

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

@Rob_Coh All I’m saying is they did not have to do this with the 2023 person of the year AND she’ll be 35 by January 20.

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

Not putting Nibi the beaver on a MA “I Voted” sticker is a huge missed opportunity.

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

@BrendanOde why would you do this to yourself?

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

@LianaPatricia_ I stayed up to buy this at 1am lmao

[Governor Maura Healey @MassGovernor]

These pups – Lionel, Elsa, and Eden – are up for adoption through @ARLBostonRescue! After Hurricane Helene and now Milton, organizations in Massachusetts are helping care and find homes for displaced animals.

Learn more at https://t.co/JvEdQlhsJp and https://t.co/k5UPwGySmH.

[Lt. Governor Kim Driscoll @MassLtGov]

Paw-sitively thrilled the Ollie's Law is official! When it comes to protecting our pups, Massachusetts is leading the pack 🐶

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

"I want to answer your question because you did ask it"

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

Seeing Sam Kennedy get booed at both my first and last Red Sox games this year (150 games apart) feels about right.

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

Plenty of people are referencing YNTCD lyrics but no one is talking about @taylorswift13 ‘s choice of release date

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

Siri, play Mastermind by Taylor Swift

https://t.co/qtmfZLUHw0

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

15 years ago I would have been horrified to be called a pink hat and today I’m at Fenway wearing a pink Barbie Red Sox shirt. I think they call that growth?

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

@Jlrube I hope that check was for cookies

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

Every time I think twitter is past its prime I see a gem like this

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Mark Robinson, the Republican candidate for governor in North Carolina, reportedly watched porn in private booths up to five days a week in the ’90s. He strenuously denies that as well as the Holocaust. https://t.co/C3P4jT3bMv

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

Time is a flat circle

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

I’m about to start calling eco-dev the “unhappy hour” bill.

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

@Rob_Coh How about: nightmare blunt rotation?

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

@Jlrube Really agreeing with the takes that the guest is a coconut falling from a tree sans context

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

#InternationalCatDay

[Ally Blanck 🥥🌴 @allyblanck]

If you want to vote against Q2 I think you have to pass MCAS first, sorry!

-someone who actually took it and is voting yes

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

A group backed by business leaders and nonprofit money is rolling out an initial $250,000 advertising campaign urging Massachusetts residents to vote against a ballot proposal that would eliminate the MCAS exams as a high school graduation requirement. https://t.co/QEWwSREVXj

[Amy Baxter @amylbaxter]

So thrilled to share that #OlliesLaw passed the MA House yesterday! Thank you ⁦@RonMariano⁩ ⁦@RepMichlewitz⁩ ⁦@repashe⁩ ⁦@CaroleFiola⁩
Now on to the Senate!! 🐶