Ally Duffy

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[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

[amir @amirnrf]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[#HUMBLEBEAST! @_SPEEZUS]

Women turn on serial killer documentaries to relax at night.

[Rads @_radsy]

the human condition but does the human shampoo?

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I miss all the attention you get when the waiter brings you a sizzling fajita skillet

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[Ally Duffy @allyduffy]

Me: “When I win the lottery....”

Also me: **never buys lottery ticket**

[Ally Duffy @allyduffy]

6 months flies by when you have to prepare to yet again disappoint your dental hygienist with the lack of a flossing routine

[Ally Duffy @allyduffy]

My biggest flaw as a traveling human is ALWAYS overpacking. Like why did I tell myself I might need a swimsuit and sandals “just incase” traveling to Minnesota in the middle of January???

[Ally Duffy @allyduffy]

Do you ever just tell yourself to stop spending money but then you get a 5 dollar coffee without blinking an eye like uh what why did I do that

[faith @faithzalusky]

my gf is the best thing that’s ever happened to me, i am so IN LOVE

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

I love to put my full cup on the couch leaned against a pillow and then act like the victim when it spills everywhere

[angie @teaxtarot]

I WILL say “first of all” without there even being a second of all