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[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

May those who love us, love us;
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn my hand to a book about how big the universe is
And how little of it is obligated to love us
Who do I even think I am

[RAK Foundation @RAKFoundation]

This is such a beautiful message. 🥰
#PrettyKind #PrettyFunny #PrettySmart #PrettyStrong

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Don’t let other people decide who you are.

[NASA @NASA]

What's up in the night sky this October? Save the date for Oct. 20: International Observe the Moon Night! 🌙 Here's how to spot all six Apollo lunar landing sites, plus bays, seas and impact craters on the Moon: https://t.co/KtaGg832sG

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

If you want to be successful at work, try being nice. https://t.co/tUCvFnDnNS

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

Melinda and I are big fans of @DonorsChoose. Find a project that inspires you, and our foundation will give your donation a boost: https://t.co/PjWPRhiPVW

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

I finally won the #dickinsonrotary wine! It only took 4.5 years and becoming the president to make it happen. #winnerwinnerwinewithdinner #totallynotrigged

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

Really interesting take on how AI can help enrich society and help is focus on what matters most.

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

How AI can help you turn compassion into a career: https://t.co/0BUMg6GOTa

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

@RightNetworks Thank you!

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

New CPA recognition dinner with my motivation for self improvement. 😘 #ndconv18

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

Learning moment: AI technologies will help CPAs process basic transactions, so we can focus on the big picture. #ndconv18

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

Favorite conference quote: " This is as awkward for me as it is for you. I love you and there is nothing you can do about it." #ndconv18

[NDCPAS @NDCPASnews]

#ndconv18

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

Hey hey hey CPA! I had a great time at the new CPA recognition dinner at the 2018 Convention. Brady Martz had a great showing of new CPAs! #ndcpas #ndconv18 #cpa #bradymartz #alldolledup… https://t.co/B5g4Ev24Kg

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

Just a typical little brother😂 #ziadore #gsp #englishpointersetter #puppylove #dogsofinstagram… https://t.co/KrSScCgv4r

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

Had a blast at my first home bout! And I got MVP Jammer for the first time.😋 Thanks Gillette for… https://t.co/JD89gq9nw2

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

Ted's already 19 pounds! And, as seen here, he has mastered 'sit!' #teddyschwabthedog… https://t.co/uLmgQtxQ4b

[Al Schwab @allygatorsoup]

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