Gnarls

i'm addicted to knowing useless information

[Gnarls @allygroom]

THIS! IS! A! REAL! THING!!!!

[jr @ageoldclassic]

travis kelce officially marked in history as stupid

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

I truly feel bad for people who don’t watch Succession.

[HBO @HBO]

I’m pretty sad. #succession

[Gnarls @allygroom]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Gnarls @allygroom]

@notfolu when i say i thought this was David Schwimmer and the woman who plays Mona in Friends…

[Gnarls @allygroom]

@FlaniginTerri @notfolu i actually thought this was david schwimmer for a minute tbh

[Maryland Department of Emergency Management (MDEM) @MDMEMA]

Here it is again, for those who missed the memo. And for those who want to make sure their friends got the memo.
#WeCare!

[Baltimore City Health Department (BCHD) @BMore_Healthy]

Hey.

If you were around a lot of people for Christmas, go get tested.

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

They let him go back to class.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Yo Kellyanne Conway gotta go. You post a naked picture of your own 16 yr old daughter, under any circumstances, you’re DONE. If it’s for revenge purposes, obviously. If it’s an “accident?” Then you’re reckless af and why do you have nudes of your own teenage kid?? GOTTA GO

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Sure, President Trump incited an act of terror at the Capitol, but one time Obama used a selfie stick in the White House

[Gnarls @allygroom]

mitch mcconnell?? you mean the senate ~minority~ leader??😌🧚🏻‍♀️✨

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Ummmmm somebody come look at this

[Monica Alba @albamonica]

A Trump campaign play in three acts:

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

At this point, the decision desks at @CNN and @MSNBC look like they are just lying if they say they are following some statistical formula. They don’t appear to be with Nevada. It looks more like a policy decision. Why? I don’t know. Is it for ratings? Fear of Trump?

[Brent Terhune in Ashville Nov 14 @BrentTerhune]

its rigged. it has to be

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

But presidential elections shouldn’t be about personalities. They should be about issues. Joe Biden wants to work with scientists to end the pandemic. Donald Trump has given up on doing anything about the pandemic because he thinks it makes him look bad. Again, a toss-up.