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[frogspawn @allyjbr]

#GameofThrones

Daenerys: Don’t be afraid.

The Dragon:

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and my boys are going to The Shire for sex tourism

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

young woman at the bar playing solitaire with a physical deck of cards. proper old head entertainment. you don’t see that much anymore

[anna ⧗ @natsmocha]

How men look at you when you tell him to block his rapist buddy male friend

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(stopping the car on the freeway shoulder, visibly shaken, cars flying past) I- I think I recognized that bug I hit, I think I knew him

[bоо @gorjusbutiful]

i have sold baby yoda to chinese herbalists who will dehydrate him and use his powdered form in tinctures

[jake @wormpuller]

Larry did not have ties to Moe, per Curly

[masha @masha_slp]

You either have to be a bitch or get auto immune disease. That’s real talk.

[angie @sweetangelette]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

[323 @Ggod323]

is this all there is

[autist @litteralyme0]

me holding my opinion after realizing i can’t fix their entire educational history in one conversation

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[c @bvIlseye]

me in church: nice daredevil reference

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

accidentally got rid of the singular eyebrow hair that makes or breaks whether my whole face looks normal

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared