Ally LeWUT

yoga. beer. fiction.

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@mistrchristophr @NachosAndLager 😍

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@mistrchristophr I came across this too! I felt mildly annoyed and did not subscribe or apply.

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So many lower backs could be saved if mattress makers would simply install fkn canvas handles on the sides… pretty please?? #help #householdstruggles

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@bakeraaronj Want!

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I can’t tell if my house is gross messy or romantically bohemian messy.

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I have met multiple men recently who don’t like peanut butter. Where is this anti-peanut butter sentiment coming from?

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I am a strong, independent woman until a salsa jar needs opening 😑

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Honestly, I’m the funniest person I know.

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Asked a coworker what he’s doing this weekend and he said, “Whatever my wife says I’m doing.” V good answer imo.

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@mistrchristophr 😆

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Everyone has a Subaru 😆

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@andwoo @SierraNevada @mistrchristophr !!

[Jared Polis @PolisForCO]

Hoppy #NationalBeerDay from Colorado, the hub of the best craft beers in the nation (powered by our epic snowmelt water)!

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@HelmutRadio 🤣

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My boyfriend folds clothes INSIDE OUT. Should I be alarmed?

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@HelmutRadio 😆 I always thought turning them right-side-out was part of the process, but maybe I’m wrong?? I’m questioning everything.

[sevenbycanarchy @sevenbycanarchy]

Spice up your cranberry sauce this year by skipping it and drinking a Doomberry instead. #thanksgiving #cranberrysauce #recipe #hardseltzer #holiday

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How are ppl so stylish at the airport? I’m wearing Birkenstocks with socks and a hoodie covered in cat hair and that’s the best it’s gonna get.

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@PerrinBrewing 😍

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Halloween decorations are in ship shape over here. @sevenbycanarchy