wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious

took the road less traveled and now i don’t know where the fuck i am

[wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious @allyourproblems]

tupperwho left all these damn lidless plastic containers here. and tupperwhy

[Jim Animal @Spiceyblackbean]

they really did gain a crab friend

[Slutzy Putzy @putzisbackbaby]

YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Holy fucking shit

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!

10/24/26

10² + 24² = 26²

This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

u have no idea what this means to me

[Jon W. (v2) @rarefilmsguy]

On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

they're playing clang clang clang went the trolley inside this McDonald's

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

googled backrooms and found this. Good morning.

[wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious @allyourproblems]

jesus god lmao

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Announcers always find a way to say the craziest stuff when a 19 year old college kid is having the greatest day of their career

[wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious @allyourproblems]

@theshrimplord fine. i’ll do it for both of us

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

punkin dunkin

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

dressed like Kris Jenner at a pumpkin patch

[🐝🍑🥤 @peachmilfshake]

I hate this economy
I’m over here in the combination KFC Taco Bell drive thru making major life decisions

[Union Brandon @TizOnly1]

ain't no way

[lexie♡♡ @lexycat2005]

they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings

[wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious @allyourproblems]

btw if you’re arguing with me online between the hours of 9am and 4pm CST over the next 7ish weeks, this is whomst thou art up against

[wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious @allyourproblems]

@davesize2222 @_Zeets ^^^

[wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious @allyourproblems]

@_glorianas wait i wanna go

[sophia of hangover @aethelfleds]

Some people have a moral compass. I, however, have this portrait of Prince Rupert's war poodle Boy that I stare at until he guides me to make a decision

[wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious @allyourproblems]

how did i miss pete hegseth’s mom reading him tf down?