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still waiting for a @OneDirection reunion

[whatsername @allyson_345]

If I’m ever simping over a man, I give all of you permission to bully me until I stop

[whatsername @allyson_345]

my toxic trait is swiping right on people i went to high school with just for funsies

[whatsername @allyson_345]

just like his dad smh

[whatsername @allyson_345]

OMG MY BROTHER ANNOYS ME SO MUCH AHH

[whatsername @allyson_345]

and he has the audacity to play victim as if he isn’t the one creating his own issues

[whatsername @allyson_345]

NOT MY LANDLORD SAYING THE CAMERA NEEDS TO BE CONNECTED IN CASE OF A ROBBERY WHEN SHE LITERALLY WOULDNT LET ME LOOK AT THE VIDEO WHEN MY CAR WAS BROKEN INTO

[whatsername @allyson_345]

i was ignored at little caesar’s, doors were locked at 10:30 when they close at 11 and employees SAW us waiting outside 😭 i tried the drive thru and employees disappeared and no one came to the window - i went back to the front and then saw them go to the drive thru once i left

[whatsername @allyson_345]

MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND AHHHH

[hourly yoongi @hourIysuga]

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY😭

[whatsername @allyson_345]

it’s the way that he truly is a man - look at how hare his apartment is

[whatsername @allyson_345]

JK IS ALIVE BESTIES

[whatsername @allyson_345]

🛑lemme stop you right there 🛑
look at how cute i am 🙈

[whatsername @allyson_345]

ahh nothing like dealing with an alcoholic on christmas 🥰🎄

[whatsername @allyson_345]

awww the poor salesman doesn’t know that i don’t answer my phone or text back 🫶

[whatsername @allyson_345]

why are dental assistants/hygienists so mean

[whatsername @allyson_345]

brb gonna cry at the ortho

[whatsername @allyson_345]

gonna go depress sleep rn

[whatsername @allyson_345]

got my braces off just to wear a retainer? seems a lil rigged if you ask me

[whatsername @allyson_345]

@soepiphany this is so freaking cute 😭😭😭

[whatsername @allyson_345]

@sofiaiia_ so is hobi

[Niall Horan @NiallOfficial]

Hope you can get behind our Tommo and get him over the line to number 1 this week. It’s a great record and he deserves it. @Louis_Tomlinson .