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same soup, just reheated

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

us if we were cats in china

[cat ‎ ✂️ @catb0icarti]

do this to become unrecognizable:

- sleep 8+ hours
- drink 2L of water a day
- get sun daily
- no sugar
- read 30 min a day
- workout 3x a day
- blow your head smoove off
- meditate for 10 min daily

[Ladyofyourlife @orleansway]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[B @CliffNu2]

Idk which is funnier, the story or the way she told it.😭😂🤣

[Mageba @Mageba4k]

Storytime on why my situation "got the ick from me"

[redrum @griffisu]

because of the implication

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

Reduce My Body

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

"why do you text in all lowercase"

god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism

[The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT]

everyday

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Hey @MountRainierWA

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This old timer is a comedic genius 🤣 😂

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

My brain isn’t rotting, I’m saving it for banana bread

[distraught kermit @vin4moretimes]

told my uber driver to hit the gas a lil bit so im not late to AMC this fuckin guy says "ohhhh going to see movie no valentine huh" lmaooo ill lean over grab the steering wheel and kill us both how about that pal

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

This lady is hilarious!
How Southern people tell you you’re ugly! 🤣

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

I will die on this hill or any hill really I have no hill preference

[Stoic Father @Stoic_Father]

This is why we don't post pictures of our kids

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

When you are a thief - and pick the wrong house. 🙇‍♂️😬