Allison

ATL(ok..OTP).boymom.ok joke teller. occasionally I tell you about life with 2 toddlers.

[Allison @allytroupe]

Arthur Blank couldn’t buy a basket for the Hawks right now😒

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

IYKYK 😤😤😤

#BamaFactor #RollTide

[Allison @allytroupe]

@TheBertShow @LilNasX !! #LSHS

[Allison @allytroupe]

@KrisKling Cried like a baby😭

[Allison @allytroupe]

@chrissyteigen Chipotle

[Allison @allytroupe]

@PrincessMumby @KathrynDennis Stop ruining twitter bc you have a problem running your mouth. Troll.

[Allison @allytroupe]

Thank God for @jonpardi and thank God for those @Wranglers!!!😍😍😍😍

[Allison @allytroupe]

@joey_garrison Dexter!

[Kane Brown @kanebrown]

Retweet if you like this idea! McDonald’s needs to put sweet tea in gas stations.... call it ( Ronald McDonald’s tea) 🔥🔥🔥💪🏽

[Allison @allytroupe]

The sentence “you cannot put your penis in the play doh” just came out of my mouth.....#havekidstheysaid #boymom #icouldntmakethisup #troupeboys

[Allison @allytroupe]

@Delta What do you have to Colorado Springs?

[Allison @allytroupe]

@Delta any way to hook a girl up with a stand by ticket to Denver tonight or tomorrow. My Southwest flight is cancelled!!

[Allison @allytroupe]

@Delta Atl

[Allison @allytroupe]

@Delta What do you have to go to Denver tonight or tomorrow?!

[Allison @allytroupe]

Flight to Denver cancelled and @SouthwestAir has 137 min hold time!!

[Allison @allytroupe]

My youngest just dropped his underwear in front of a fan and said “I’m gonna cool off my booty!” #WhenTheFeverMakesEverythingHot #boymom #wegottheplague #sendhelp

[Allison @allytroupe]

My co worker just said she didn’t like Krispy Kreme, and I’ve never felt more personally victimized in my entire life. #whoknewthesepeopleexisted #donutsarelife #illneversaynotoKrispyKreme #TrueToAtlanta

[Allison @allytroupe]

Go on Atlanta!!! That’s my city! You did that Gladys! #SuperBowl53 #WelcomeToAtlanta

[Allison @allytroupe]

@SouthwestAir Denver!

[Allison @allytroupe]

Just booked my first flight with @SouthwestAir....I feel like I’m cheating on @Delta.