Ally🌻

[Modihh @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

I love the sudden realization that I don’t have to put up with a single thing I don’t like

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

not having kids and drinking at Chili's

[m ✧*🇲🇽 @monfilmss]

what do they actually teach in med school

[latke @latkedelrey]

he already does

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

Being 25 with a tummy ache from a bag of gummy worms

[𝐿𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑥 @mslavix]

when i learned the word "literally" that was the beginning of the end

[໊ @sonohoor]

god, please, if you don’t want someone to love me at least make me a millionaire

[acervo sex and the city @archivesatc]

i only threw this party 4 u

[vita @majipres]

I want a boyfriend but what if my routine gets thrown off and I have to kill him

[Paris @goodyhilton]

I'd love to unclench my jaw someday

[chase @_chase_____]

starting a new show sucks. who are these people

[paam.⁷ Leviticus 𖤝 @haegeumofpanem]

Not my house but I can (unfortunately) find my way around this place

[jeje @jestJJmei]

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber