Ash

Nepal - New York

[Ash @almighty7777]

@elonmusk stick to more realistic claims like colonizing mars, or mind-control-chip

[Ash @almighty7777]

@claudeai right after I built this to burn up my fab credits
https://t.co/4sfPFyy0kX

[Ash @almighty7777]

@elonmusk bro, you're turning into him

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Cynical Genius Illusion:

“Cynical people are seen as smarter, but sizeable research suggests they actually tend to be dumber.

Cynicism is not a sign of intelligence but a substitute for it, a way to shield oneself from betrayal & disappointment without having to actually think.” — @G_S_Bhogal

[Ash @almighty7777]

@TheViperAOE better get that stone mining upgrade. :D good luck next!

[Ash @almighty7777]

@Clubhouse 10 minutes into using your android app and putting my instagram handle in the bio, I get a text with https://t.co/L7tUgWuzsv domain link, and then someone logs into my account from California. I am in Georgia. What do you make out of this? Your app is likely #hacked.

[Ash @almighty7777]

Just realized - keyboard was designed so we press the right 'shift' key to capitalize left-hand letters. I've been typing the most awkward 'T' my whole life. 🤦

[Ash @almighty7777]

hi @Firebase your security rules sure are dandy. but it feels like your documentation got hit by a tornado(no pun intended) and I have about 20 tabs open. with love.

[Ash @almighty7777]

@MakeAugusta 375

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Ash @almighty7777]

@argeniter hi! do you remember that time you made fun of me for replying to my own posts bc nobody reads them?

[PostSecret @postsecret]

#coronavirus

[Ash @almighty7777]

@schusterbraun Thank you Schuster. The pleasure is mine!

[Ash @almighty7777]

I supported the Arduino Software with a contribution! Check out https://t.co/EpB5bFZVom

[Ash @almighty7777]

Lets see how these churn.

[Jesse 'extremely hardcore' Roberts @jesse_ops]

OH: "I've got 99 problems, but I've closed 7 of them as 'won't fix'"

[DutchTechSF @DutchTechSF]

Drinking game for web developers:

1. Think of a noun
2. Google "<noun>.js"
3. If a library with that name exists - drink

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

THE NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS

1 Laugh.
2 Read.
3 Say please.
4 Floss.
5 Doubt.
6 Exercise.
7 Learn.
8 Don't hate.
9 Cut the bullshit.
10 Chill.

[Ash @almighty7777]

The most dangerous thought you can have as a creative person is to think you know what you're doing. https://t.co/5yJ0q3feuU