Alistair

[The Secret DJ. @SecretDJBook]

I've seen some terrible choices for DJ names in my time but this has to be the worst. He'll never get any gigs with that monicker.

[Dave Haslam @Mr_Dave_Haslam]

This is a treat - May 4, 1992, Sasha performed at Mixmag's Club Tour in Rotherham.

30 years later a cassette mix has been remastered & uploaded for our listening pleasure https://t.co/gy7oRhXXW4 Degrees in Motion 'Shine On', Jam & Spoon 'Stella' they're all here @sashaofficial

[Alistair @alofarnside]

@ShrimpsOfficial please could you clarify have Morecambe FC ever been relegated?

[Alex Kenyon @kenyon03]

Not only our captain but our DJ too @Samlavelle5 ❤️

[Dr Xand van Tulleken 🏳️‍🌈 @xandvt]

In the UK today 51.89% of people have been vaccinated. To the 48.11% of people who haven’t been I say: “You lost. Get over it. That’s how democracy works.”

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

Nobody:

DJs when they hear any random sound outside:

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

Thank you @BarackObama for the kind words. Your leadership at the 2015 Paris climate conference helped prove that global cooperation on climate is possible and gives me hope that we can reach our goal of zero emissions.

[Alistair @alofarnside]

@DickieFelton

[New Order @neworder]

We're delighted to announce our first show in Manchester since 2016. Join us at Heaton Park with @Hot_Chip + @work1ngmensclub on 10th September 2021.

Tickets on general sale 10th December >> https://t.co/pOakCbydzx #NewOrderManchester

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

We have to get back to proper football. Hard but fair. This nonsense. This VAR. These outside referees in Stockley Park. Got to go. Tried it and failed.

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

Surface of Mars captured by the Curiosity rover 🔴

It's 🤯 , I'm looking at another planet. Millions of miles away. In space. I am looking at the surface of a planet people only managed to peek a few hundred years ago. The world is tiny compared to what's out there. @elonmusk

[Alistair @alofarnside]

@DickieCharming Classic mate

[Alistair @alofarnside]

@BartekPrzymus Well done

[Telegraph Money @MoneyTelegraph]

Prince Charles has collected £1m+ from people in Cornwall who died without leaving a will.

When people die without one or surviving relatives, the property of their estate passes to the Duke of Cornwall under rules relating to the Duchy…

Read more here: https://t.co/ezQ9w0VunU

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

32 years ago today Arnold Muhren pings the ball to Marco Van Basten,
who casually hits one of the greatest fucking volleys of all time.

The look of shock on the face of Dutch boss Rinus Michels sums it up.

What a goal. What a player.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Dominic Raab and Taking a Knee

[Alistair @alofarnside]

@ScotlandSky @AberdeenFC @scottishfwa @DTGlasgowCtrl @Mal_Stewart75