Monica

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

"The goddamn moon passed right in front of the sun today. Anything is possible ! "

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

"The girl next to me on the flight ordered 3 cheese plates and put each slice of bare salami in her sock" - @SilliePotato

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

.@AndersonCooper: Today, Trump seem to go out of his way to whitewash the nature of what was a white power rally https://t.co/NYObZGfyrt

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

Reading all about the dark web. I'm both completely terrified and deeply intrigued.

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

Yeah that episode was dope, but like who's the new hot guy??? #GameOfThrones

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

I hate no one more than the skinny 65 year old men that run in little tiny spandex and lap me on the track.

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

@MOLE_here Chills just went through my spine

[Lenny Kravitz @LennyKravitz]

Let's go out
On an ocean ride
Leave all your cares
And the past behind

#letsgethigh https://t.co/p0z7AtbwzO

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Summer is for reading.
Fall is for contemplation.
Winter is cozy.
Spring is another start.

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

Found $5 then the ice cream man stopped right in front of me.. God? TY!

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

@Italiandessert2 The baby???? Mmm unfollow.

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

Furniture salesmen told me I would get a free grilling utensil set if I bought a couch. I don't even own a couch, you think I have a grill ?

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

No air conditions or screens, very European one might say. It's not. It's hot and I'm being eaten alive and I can't breathe.

[Monica @aloha_its_moha]

Googled top 100 funniest tweets and was inspired to re-enter the twitter world. Hello world