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Can I have just one nice evening with @tumesauve, please, before the world explodes? (Parody / Fan account. Not affiliated.)

[Q. @alondonspy]

;— «It's not really a 9-5 job, is it?»

Cat dad first, Quartermaster second.

Spy. Resident engineering genius, and programmer. MI6.

Can't imagine a world without @tumesauve.

★James Bond/ London Spy RP.
★Multiverse friendly.
★OC friendly.
★Mature themes. Triggers.

[Q. @alondonspy]

@Anthea_PA He gives a grin.

"Spot on as usual. And M has been rather keen that I keep a closer eye on 004, considering what happened with the last one."

[Q. @alondonspy]

"Not 007. That new double-o; 004. Still don't know how I feel about him quite yet." He says, running a hand down his face.

[Anthea [RP] @Anthea_PA]

...Fair enough. Who was it this time? Not 007 again?

[Q. @alondonspy]

Can I help you, (reader*)?

[Q. @alondonspy]

Listen. If she had to babysit a double-o for three days straight, she would need it, too—.

[Anthea [RP] @Anthea_PA]

Tea traitor? NEVER. She practically lives off of it.

Oh, and she can see that double espresso, Danny.

[Q. @alondonspy]

It's quiet at the branch this Monday morning. It feels a little suspicious, if you ask him.

[Q. @alondonspy]

He says, while having a double espresso shot.

[Q. @alondonspy]

Tea traitor.

[Anthea [RP] @Anthea_PA]

Another week begins. She’s got a busy schedule ahead.

She’ll need coffee first.

[Q. @alondonspy]

@H0lmesSherlock "Then go to the morgue. I'm sure you'll be more entertained by finding out their cause of death than playing around with my gadgets." He says, pulling his phone out to maybe text Mycroft to come get his brother.

[Q. @alondonspy]

About to taser one (1*) Sherlock Holmes, honestly.

Mycroft, come get your brother.

[Q. @alondonspy]

@H0lmesSherlock "Perhaps in other parts of the building, not here."

God. Why were the Holmes' brothers so high maintenance. He's worse than Bond.

He leans back against his desk, watching him with an annoyed look on his face.

It's a pen. It write things.

[Q. @alondonspy]

@H0lmesSherlock "— that's not meant for you to know defeats the purpose of us being a spy agency." He says, rolling his eyes again.

[Q. @alondonspy]

@H0lmesSherlock "Yes. For the branch. Not for unwanted guests who do not have the clearance to be here." He drawls.

If Sherlock would like to be electrocuted by its security measures, he can try.

And of course the other thinks he's one of the interns.

"Telling you something —

[Q. @alondonspy]

@H0lmesSherlock — makes his way to Sherlock to snatch the watch out of his hand to lock it in his desk.

"Nothing. Q-branch confidentiality."

[Q. @alondonspy]

@H0lmesSherlock This time, he does roll his eyes, and he puts his laptop and tea down. He feels like it's going to be a long day.

"The cafe is on the third floor. You can get it yourself." He says a bit too casually, as if he's had experiencing dealing with a Holmes before. He —

[Q. @alondonspy]

@H0lmesSherlock "— doesn't /send me/ anywhere." He drawls, clearly annoyed.

"Although I am curious as to why you're in my office instead of bothering him. And — unless you want third degree burns, don't touch that." He's talking about the watch Sherlock is fiddling with.

[Q. @alondonspy]

@H0lmesSherlock He's fighting the urge to roll his eyes, trying to suppress an exasperated sigh at the... audacity of the other Holmes.

Q looked way too out of place at the branch; younger than most of his peers, baggy jacket, laptop under his arm, tea in hand.

"No, Mister Holmes —

[Parody | 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴 @H0LMESSHERLOCK]

"Because you’re an idiot. No no no, don’t be like that. Practically everyone is."

#SherlockRP

MDNI | Mun 30+

[Q. @alondonspy]

Oh. Right. Keeping 007 alive. That's the cost.

[Q. @alondonspy]

He's alive, but at what cost.

[Q. @alondonspy]

Another week-long stake out with 007 means I am not sleeping. Thank God I bought an espresso machine for the office. Tea is not going to cut it this time.