malory archer

so once again you’re left with the classic irishman’s dilemma. “do i eat the potato now, or let it ferment so i can drink it later?”

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

love with your heart, use your head for everything else

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

@kngdnspell this reminds me of when people made mel king moodboards and added photos of like… girls in tank tops… and people got mad as hell for them not headcanoning her as butch

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Shabana Azeez stuns in newly shared photos

📸: Tyler Nevitt

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

@aozorawaltz the unforeseen consequence is now they’ll all flock to other shows you enjoy and ruin those spaces too 🥀

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

people you think you can trust are coming out as anti ER barbie

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

@LITTLEBlRDS i love seeing people call kingdon dry or lacking chemistry because you look at what they ship and ummmmmmmmm ok :)

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

dream blunt rotation

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

irl friends falling for pittcrave propaganda it’s never been more over

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

yeah sure that’ll work

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

This is all firmly millennial stuff. “Zillenials” just don’t want to admit that they’re actually a part of the quirk chungus funko pop craft beer generation. Sorry guys

[luna🌙 @vvildside]

usually idgaf but now I get when people keep say this acc is annoying

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

@rob_heighton honestly rooting for him

[ekin @bodyscomrade]

do you like it there? #thepitt #backrooms

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

@ratapsst certified spaniard post i have to respect it

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

something i can never get over is how quickly H cleared nick hergott’s name (i assume for lack of evidence) when it would’ve just been plain impossible for nick to not know lol

[Nicole 🖤🩶🤍💜🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @DLCDonut]

Remember when this video cane out and everyone immediately made a video about either james somerton or plagiarism

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

devil had to tell his wife twice today

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

@kcrlfs not to pick a favorite but the one where she repeatedly beats the shit out of him is definitely up there

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

@itsashotgunbaby my mom called into our provider to finally get it upgraded and when she told the lady on the phone what our speed was she GASPED and said “we haven’t offered something that slow in years…” 😭

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[malory archer @alorymarcher]

really wish people would tag their Amor Isle posts bc i’ll be halfway through a post and realize they’re talking about a 22 year old who can’t spell vulpine. wasting my life and yours

[is🔻🇵🇸 @witchrealms]

it’s crazy to take this whole thing as “this guy is being annoying” and not “wow this guy has to work a million times harder to get the same recognition as other directors trying way less to connect with their audiences”. and also then not make the connection as to why that is