Elle💘

F1, Taylor Swift, The 1975 🇬🇧

[#12 🇧🇷 🇨🇻 🇫🇷 🇳🇴 @DeOne___]

So basically he wants to WFH

[Elle💘 @alpacaelle]

No one gives a shit where your office is Andy!!!!

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[Elle💘 @alpacaelle]

@Se_Railway Elderly Take That fans are stuck at Stratford Station. Are the trains ever coming? We have been here for an hour !!!

[Elle💘 @alpacaelle]

8 years for raping a 12 year old??? 🤬

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

British Airways pilot who drove 200 miles in his Mercedes to rape 12-year-old girl after grooming her on social media is jailed for eight years https://t.co/JmVPZShABI

[Elle💘 @alpacaelle]

@benonwine Yes, I once visited the commons and a female labour MP had her BARE FEET OUT!! NO SOCKS! IN THE CHAMBER. Disrespectful and completely unacceptable.

[Elle💘 @alpacaelle]

So much to say on this.. this trial is sick.

[TransgenderTrend @Transgendertrd]

"Put simply, it takes physically healthy children with normal pubertal development and subjects them to powerful drugs which may weaken their bones, affect their ability to think, damage sexual function and make them unable to have children of their own"
- Dr Caroline Johnson.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

"Hands up if you've ever run a business."

[Elle💘 @alpacaelle]

@AlexofBrown @katiekaf74 the ultimate champagne socialist

[Elle💘 @alpacaelle]

What kind of George Orwell shit is this

[Elle💘 @alpacaelle]

So let me get this right, it's 'believe all women' until its a 12 year old girl whose truth doesn't fit with your agenda

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

Men will never understand women tidying the house for 3 hours before the cleaning lady comes

“What are you doing? Isn’t the cleaning lady coming today?”

“Well yes. That’s why I’m cleaning.”

You simply won’t get it.

[Asma @Elaa_ampe5]

Your SPOUSE is the one who'll sit beside you when your PARENTS DIE. who'll hold your hand through CHILDBIRTH. who might have to BATHE YOU if you're ever too sick to stand. this isn't just about BUTTERFLIES or DATE NIGHTS. it's about choosing someone who SHOWS UP... in GRIEF, in MESS, in UNCERTAINTY. so no, LOVE ALONE isn't enough. COMMITMENT, MATURITY, and the ability to ENDURE life's ugly parts... that's what sustains a MARRIAGE. because when life gets PAINFULLY REAL, ROMANCE won't carry you... CHARACTER will. and the truth is, FOREVER is only possible with someone who knows how to STAY when it's HARD TO LOVE.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[NASA @NASA]

LIVE: We're sharing the latest updates on @NASAMoonBase, our lunar habitat where astronauts will work and live. https://t.co/7oWZYx0GYx

[Elle💘 @alpacaelle]

How do you get assets in the first place ? By working!! Not everyone who has done well for themselves was born with a silver spoon in their mouth!!

[Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford]

Wes Streeting has this morning set out his tax plans - specifically bringing capital gains tax into line with income tax

He says that the current system is unfair because it penalises work

Higher or additional rate taxpayers will pay 24% on gains in the current financial year. Streeting said that the rates should mirror income tax bands - so 40% for higher rate taxpayers and 45% for additional rate taxpayers

He says that the approach could raise £12billion a year

Streeting said: “A member of my family is a cleaner in Lancashire. She pays a higher tax rate on her salary than her landlord pays for the growing value of the home she lives in. She slogs her guts out, he puts in far less effort, yet the state rewards him more than her. And we wonder why people are angry.

“The system is penalising work. It’s not fair and it’s bad for our economy. We need a wealth tax that works. A pound made from simply owning assets should not be taxed less than a pound made from a hard day's work. We can do it in a way that is pro-growth, pro-entrepreneur and pro-work.”

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

nothing will beat the eras tour

[Shrek @Shrek]

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

[Erin Price-Wright @espricewright]

If you're a naturally anxious person, I recommend pursuing a high stress career path where at least you'll be compensated for anxiety you're going to have anyways.