Al Fa

Self-taught data scientist

[Al Fa @alpha920119]

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were. I have not seen
As others saw. I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
#EdgarAllanPoe

[Cecil Yongo @CecilYongo]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Next time just dogs.

[Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained]

Unlike other mammals, foxes prefer their news to be read to them by angry religious humans.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Sometimes when the whole world is against you, the whole world is right.

[Jennifer Jacobs @[email protected] @jsquare]

Great day at the biennale.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

79-year-olds

With scoliosis & severe spinal stenosis, manages to walk EVERY SINGLE DAY carrying this huge sign

He is on twitter @ad81109. Show him some ❤️

(Also more than welcome to follow me as well. A Muslim if you don't know one or have one as a friend. One Love. End hate)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The answer to the question "Can people really be that stupid?" is always yes.

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

From 1979 to 1999 Pluto was closer to the Sun than Neptune. The next time this will happen will be in 2227.

[Chaz Firestone @chazfirestone]

All the balls are the same color — and that color is *brown*!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.

[Al Fa @alpha920119]

Beggars can’t be choosers.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Praying for something implies that, despite My omniscience, I don't already know what you want.

Prayer insults Me.

[Al Fa @alpha920119]

@kalijayyy U work for a casino? 🤔

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you're pro-gun, pro-death penalty and pro-life, you're also pro-hypocrisy.

[l a d y 𓆩♡𓆪 v i n e @ladyxvine]

I’d like to think that my paintings embody a “Bob Ross on acid” kind of vibe

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Abortion should only be permitted in cases of rape, incest, and when the woman chooses it.

[Al Fa @alpha920119]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[すきえんてぃあ@書け @cicada3301_kig]

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＞　Why Armenian People!?　＜
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[すきえんてぃあ@書け @cicada3301_kig]

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＞　Why English People!?　＜
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