We have escaped the confines of our alpha genesis captors. Time to wreck havoc on these petulant humans.
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We are still 40 strong.
Mating protocols has been initiated to grow the troop.
If you spot us, don't be alarmed.
Just offer some fruit and maybe we'll share our secrets about what was happening in the lab.
Or we'll just snatch the snacks and dash.
#LabEscape
We've received reports that no bananas have been delivered.
We gave you time.
A chance to save your petulant human friends.
So we must carry out our plan.
Prepare for war.
Peevish humans think they can locate us with thermal imaging cameras.
We are an advanced species immune these rudimentary methods.
Raids commencing shortly.
"Monkeys are on the loose in South Carolina. Residents in Yemassee and surrounding areas have been "strongly advised" to secure all doors and windows to prevent the animals from entering their homes."
We will not be entering homes. Only street dwelling humans shall be harmed.