mr worldwide

[mr worldwide @alphakenywon]

i just had a child am i still allowed to tweet like this

[** @bigguccicraigy]

travis scott A-Team is the worst song of all time and it’s only because i have a car

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

these thanksgiving leftovers hittin rn goddamn

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

sorry but that bonk is taking me tf out💀

[mr worldwide @alphakenywon]

@chesscom Backrank mating your opening down 24 in material

[toxic king @toxicking]

Uggs is for girls with small feet.. if you wear a 7 & up they got Timbs at Footlocker

[jame @kloogans]

if i saw stuart little irl i would stuff him into a sock and throw him off of a bridge

[cory @coolmathgame_]

i’m in the top 0.1% of listeners to your mom moaning lol

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

I would love to grind up yoda and smoke him like weed

[james 🧚‍♂️ @bitchvibrations]

just overheard a guy walk into the bathroom and say "showtime" to himself as he sat down on the toilet

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I once thought I was in a relationship with this girl so I asked her if she’d mind bringing guacamole to a party I was throwing, and she was like “oh, I think you’re confused….we’re not at please bring guacamole level.”

[jame @kloogans]

i wouldve jacked off while the titanic was sinking i can tell u that much

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Giving road head to my passenger

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

This was soooooo

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

that one autistic homie who don't play about youtube videos

[lula @lularobs]

Winning at chess isn’t enough I need my opponent to suffer