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[Crypto Jesus @alphanewworld]

So we didn’t get Islam / Ilia or Jones / Potan .. wtf @ufc

[Crypto Jesus @alphanewworld]

@CassandraRules I woulda just beat him up & continued into the bathroom lol

[Crypto Jesus @alphanewworld]

@MarioNawfal Mario was 10 mins before you @AgendaFreeTV !!

[Crypto Jesus @alphanewworld]

@MarioNawfal @AgendaFreeTV you should follow Mario!

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

🚨Update: Will a Iranian missile accidentally destroy the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem, making way for the Third Jewish Temple??

[Praveen Kumar @RigidDemocracy]

Footage of CIA headquarters in Dubai targeted this morning by Iran, have emerged.

UAE is arresting those releasing the footage.

#IranRevoIution2026 #ısrael #Iran

[Crypto Jesus @alphanewworld]

@iamkennifizzle “Turned upside down same night” lololol

[TheIntelFrog @TheIntelFrog]

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

‼️MAXIMUM ALERT‼️

US Air Force E-4B "DOOMSDAY" plane is airborne on a most unusual flight towards Washington, D.C. at the DEVIL'S SPEED of 666mph!

🚨🚨🚨 Alert the preppers! ‼️‼️‼️

[Mr. Pool @MrPool_QQ]

🔻 IT STARTED. AND IT'S NOT ABOUT IRAN.

February 28, 2026. 8:00 AM.

Trump stood at the podium and said 7 words that changed the world:

_"The United States military began major combat operations in Iran."_

Within 60 minutes:

— Iranian army commander ASSASSINATED.
— US 5th Fleet HQ in Bahrain under missile attack.
— Explosions across Tehran, Isfahan, and Bushehr.
— Iranian civilians dancing in the streets. Celebrating.

The media wants you to think this is about nuclear weapons.

It's not. It's about what's UNDERNEATH Iran.

⚡ THE REAL TARGET

In 2017, NSA intercepted communications between 3 CIA black sites operating inside Iran since 2003.

Not fighting Iran. Working WITH the Iranian regime.

These sites housed:

— $2.3 billion in Deep State black budget funds laundered through Iranian banks.
— A server farm containing backup copies of every Epstein blackmail tape.
— Classified bioweapon research moved from Wuhan to Tehran in October 2019 — 2 months before COVID.

Obama sent Iran $150 billion and pallets of cash in 2016. The media said it was a "nuclear deal."

It was payment. For silence. For storage. For protection.

Iran wasn't America's enemy. Iran was the Deep State's vault.

🔻 WHY NOW?

72 hours ago, Bondi's team confirmed: the original Epstein tapes are NOT in the United States.

They were moved in 2019 — split between 3 locations:

1. A bunker in the Swiss Alps — raided by Interpol, February 14.
2. A server farm in Tel Aviv — seized by Israeli military intelligence, February 21.
3. An underground facility 40 km south of Tehran.

Two down. One to go.

Trump didn't invade Iran to stop a nuclear program.

Trump invaded Iran to get the last copy of the tapes.

The tapes that name every president since Clinton. Every billionaire. Every Hollywood icon. Every royal.

⚡ THE FINAL PHASE

The Epstein files were the names.
The Client List was the customers.
The tapes are the PROOF.

This is the last piece. The kill shot.

They started wars to hide these tapes. They killed witnesses. They burned labs. They spent trillions keeping this buried.

And one man just sent the US military to dig it up.

The Iranian people are celebrating because they know: the regime that enslaved them was never Iranian. It was the Deep State's puppet.

The cleanup is global. The storm is HERE.

⟁ Nothing can stop what is coming.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Secretary Pete Hegseth just announced the Department of War is CUTTING TIES with woke leftist Ivy League universities

DoW will NO LONGER be subsidizing Yale, Columbia, Brown, MIT, Princeton, and others.

“We’re DONE paying for the privilege of our enemies' wicked ideologies to be taught to our future leaders. WE’VE HAD ENOUGH!”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Another one bites the dust

[Red Panda Koala @RedPandaKoala]

"The americans will go in with high technology weaponry some of which is derived from alien technology"

Did this 4chan post accurately predict advanced US tech used in Iranian strikes

Reports that a bright orb UFO was seen today over Karaj, Iran prior to US Israeli attacks

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!

[Crypto Jesus @alphanewworld]

@AntiWokeMemes Not attractive

[Bark @barkmeta]

The dollar is fake.

[Robert Sepehr @robertsepehr]

@Uncommonsince76 African man teaches black American woman about White Supremacy

[Alex @EuropaActual]

The Trump Admin isn’t taking this threat even a fraction of 1% as seriously as it needs to.

Also, instead of constantly mocking the left, ask yourself if your group has these types of capabilities. 99.9% of us don’t.

They have zero qualms tracking you down in shooting you from 100y away while you get in your car to go to work or to burn your house down while you sleep. There are violent leftists in every city.

I’m going to keep saying it until I get banned: stop acting like everything will go back to normal. We’ve crossed the Rubicon. Watching Sportsball and pretending everything is ok will get your family killed.

[Sweet Heart Groyper 💘 @iflitifloat]

@elonmusk

[Crypto Jesus @alphanewworld]

@ufc Jones vs Potan & Ilia vs Islam