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alphie | 24 | he/it | priv @snakeskinsoup

[Poopweed Lungfungus @wretched_skull]

“They don’t get excited to see you” “they don’t let you pet them” “they attack you randomly” “they just ignore you and pretend you don’t exist”

[𑣲 juno @weepynymph]

what th e fuck

[necro @necrowow2]

American alligator and crocodile fighting... certainly interesting if you wanna animate snapping reptiles.

[meow 🌺🌄🎑 @4moonorchid]

When I'm laughing with my kittypet friends and then I realize I'm probably not going to see them in Starclan

[Jonathan Danilich @jdanilich]

Life imitates art

[bin laden's goth son @ffffauxpas]

As was foretold

[w)3 @yougotgreeneyes]

🫲💧

[BagBox @BagBox4556]

lion ragebait reaction image

[sabine @sabunnies]

someone tried to rob gil from me earlier and i told them i was saving up to buy 1 pure white dye bc i had 57k and they gave up on robbing me and ended up giving me a pure white dye im cryign

[Edward @heartpyres]

scrolling twitter: ……..that’s disingenuous….. that’s not bad….. that’s disingenuous …… that’s disingenuous …. shoot that guy. shoot that guy and kill that guy.

[asahi's corrections officer @ COMM FINISHLINE!! @SmuggestSage]

Ffxiv no mercy route confirmed. I'm coming for you lolorito. orbitingway.

[alphie 🐊 @alphiebetsoup]

@momosunohara the jokes truly write themselves

[Zar @zarzaliel]

Sometimes you just gotta go down and show the marine life something they've never seen.

[Nene @nenemyun]

Have you ever read a Google doc expose and thought “there was absolutely no reason why any of us needed to know this please learn to talk to each other normally”