Edward

Contrition be my gentle shroud

[Edward @heartpyres]

Adsum qui feci

[Edward @heartpyres]

I gotta get beaten up by five or six otherwise impassive people right now.

[Edward @heartpyres]

I’ve never had a massage because I am possessed of a premonition that I would cry. This is the same reason for which I abstain from most things.

[Edward @heartpyres]

Any chance I could secure for myself a little dignity without only winning it at Pyrrhic costs?

[Edward @heartpyres]

I know you’re Not supposed to feed the ducks but is it okay to fantasise about it?

[Edward @heartpyres]

guy who thinks he can grow in a vacuum

[Edward @heartpyres]

When I meet someone with the same first name as someone I already know, the new person immediately supplants the old and inherits whatever relationship I had with them.

[Edward @heartpyres]

Nothing should be normalised. It’s all so unusual.

[Edward @heartpyres]

Sure. let me just hand my vital energies over to Belphegor for free 😂😂 just kidding. no thanks pal.

[Edward @heartpyres]

@Dansplainer This is so edgy that it reminded me of when, around the same time, I got in serious trouble at my Christian school for making some smarmy post on facebook about how I should be able to take the day off and give thanks to Allah for The Mawlid.

[Edward @heartpyres]

At 3:44, I awoke bitterly from a dream in which those whose absence I feel the most had returned to me.

[Edward @heartpyres]

Putting some bullshit in a discursive footnote knowing it’s only going to elicit sighs >>>>>

[Edward @heartpyres]

Haven’t stopped listening to this one for like five years now
https://t.co/C3PrSglCzo

[Edward @heartpyres]

I love being woke and I love that I get to see rabbits and horses every day.

[Edward @heartpyres]

I tried scheduling my free time knowing I wouldn’t adhere to it because I’m simply addicted to guilt.

[Edward @heartpyres]

I’m not nearly severe enough. I want people commenting on my severity.

[Edward @heartpyres]

I like the feeling of getting sick: the day before when you’re a bit achy and realising what is inevitable. Am I a pervert?

[Edward @heartpyres]

Your grimoire is thin and your cauldron shallow as fuck. Pathetic.

[Edward @heartpyres]

@Dansplainer I'm about to start White Noise myself!