Evan

Garden center stunt queen mal portada (he/him)

[Millenarianism Identifier @facebookvillain]

when I was young, the red sauce was invariably the spicier option and the green sauce was milder. these days, the green sauce may be much spicier than the red. social change is truly miraculous

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

This is how the em dash appears to me when I’m writing

[Boba Cyclist 정 @BobaCyclist]

“I can’t give honest feedback when it is not honest work. I can’t help you work out how you want to think about something, how you want to be in the world, if you are not using your own brain to tell me where you are.” 👍
Any educator defending the use of AI is a scab.

[audrey @phlegmme]

Latte art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable

[Educator @DrAnnLopez]

The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.
James Baldwin

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

"acknowledging the existence of Palestinians hurts my feelings and is a form of racism" is an insane belief! it's deluded and racist and solipsistic! Why does anyone have to take these lunatics seriously!

[teg @teggin]

is bikini bottom a walkable city

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[Strange Animals @Strange_Animals]

An adorable yawning elephant shrew!

(Photos Steve Rawlins)

[emma @e___sterling]

you’re supposed to lie to your psychiatrist not your therapist

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

The year is 207🙂(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

grilling some frogs😋

[Evan @alphornista]

The subway is for yearning! But everyone did notice what you were reading and you’ve been acknowledged accordingly.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Most of life occurs in those ten-minute stretches where nothing seems to be happening. You’d be shocked at how much reading you can get done while you’re standing in line or riding the subway. There’s no such thing as “performative reading” when we are in a literacy crisis.

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

computa make everyone be my friend

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

It does feel like if a group of Palestinians with machine guns broke into an Israeli school and shot a bunch of children, it would be breaking news in every outlet on earth…?

[ethéra @etheravibe]

Visiting natural beauty will kill your ambitions

[misa! @misak1nz]

still so many people to meet, so many connections to make, so many lives to live