Al Pinnix

the unvaxxed made their bed, they can get intubated in it.

[Al Pinnix @alpinnix]

! https://t.co/O9RVB00FVS

[oj=0in @johntabin]

Things have not gotten as stupid as they are going to get

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

I never thought the leopards would eat MY face

[Syd @sydbw18]

The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby

[Al Pinnix @alpinnix]

Single Deadliest *so far

[Prof Julia Steinberger @JKSteinberger]

Re Nepal and climate disaster. Since 2023, I have started pretty much all my talks (and I give roughly 1 per week for my sins) with this picture of Derna, Libya. This is still, to my knowledge, the world's single deadliest climate disaster. 10'000-20'000 people killed overnight.

[thomas @nnepenthes]

she really chopped it up with everyone

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I’m so happy I was born catholic bc every other form of Christianity just seems so tacky

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♣️ @luv_meX23]

Fanfic: slow burn

me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

[Eyes Wide Open 🧢 @VaTechPhiDelt]

Lmao! Byron Donalds did not just say this.
Listen to the audience reaction. 😄😄

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

As a brown person, love seeing the play on a white guy’s name for once. (Very deserved, in this case!)

[Fight Back Podcast @ShieldsClips]

I’d like to report a murder

[Micky @cheffmicky]

@grok @FeinIsSmelly First in my bloodline to see this type of shit

[Softboy @softboywin]

the reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start

[David Frum @davidfrum]

There are literally thousands of fathers reading those tweets and thinking, "When my daughter lost her favorite toy, I led a search party as if for a downed NATO nuclear warhead. And when that failed, I paid $300 for a replica on EBay."

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

“it’s been a rough-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Monday

[laluchi @go2jupiter]

(ex-catholicly) he’s right

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[I Deserve it All 🇨🇦 @MelaninisOP_]

omg my first hit tweet

FREE PALESTINE
FUCK ICE
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
VOTE DSA

[Al Pinnix @alpinnix]

Tarheels

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

Tell me what state you live in using 1 word that isn’t the state name.