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very funny, incredibly cool

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3 beers

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Most people don’t know this, but it’s not physically possible to be poly and also frequently wash your hair

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How it feels to be in public after you hit the pen

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Batman after throwing someone off of a 12-story building because they shoplifted $9.53 worth of produce

[Andre Batista @fakeandybatista]

The best argument against universal basic income is that even more people will start doing stand up

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MTV watching a mentally ill teenager start going through the most difficult time of their life

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I am driving 4 days to protest the federal government to lift provincial mandates. I am a very smart person.

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Me closing my crush’s story after realizing it was posted 19 seconds ago

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No one who posts more than twice a day is in a healthy place mentally

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“Hey, my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?”

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They would only get 4 free tests

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Do you call the sweet n sour sauce you get at Chinese restaurants “red sauce” or were your parents homeowners

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We need a Disney Prince who’s low key goated with the sauce 😩

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The one friend with an Android every time they respond to the group chat