sleepy

I’ve never once been fooled by someone in a gorilla suit

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i love that sweet spot of like 8 beers where you get The Photographers Eye

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[sleepy @alrightdonny]

@hendrixnroses Oldboy or The Prestige

[sleepy @alrightdonny]

@hikingtheglobe0 Buddy, that's a cock

[spanish latte• @4lwayshigh]

sometimes i read a text and think omg what a psycho and then press send

[august @regularaugust]

Uber driver took a long look at me and put on the “pigfuck” playlist

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Everyone die at the same time 1 2 3 Go

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack

[gex @severalbird]

when the weather is good we should celebrate the weather man and carry him around on our shoulders like a hero, but when the weather is bad well…we should beat his ass and kill him

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

Baby Yoda's increasing maturity and continued inability to speak is starting to raise questions about if he's developmentally disabled

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[krank @Kr4nkk]

Big leagues callin

[sleepy @alrightdonny]

@Sksj002 Is this everyone's first time watching a movie? What's up with people posting all of these obvious plotlines as "hot takes" that sound like they're written by AI

[sgp @stogolp]

eat liver before drinking so the alcohol gets confused and attacks the wrong liver.

[raccoon city crisis actor @rubysapphrald]

i liked that part in backrooms where clark let pirate clark pick him up and he was totally cool with it before the biting. like did they just do that when they hung out together

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Brolment of Triumph @2Big2Broly]

I didn’t even consider she was Japanese maybe I’m a bad person