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[paige @BonerWizard]

me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack

[rin 🪩 @vrgooden]

they are what the silly little voices in my head sound like

[Ivan 🏹 @lustfulhugs]

when Kali Uchis said "i wish you roses"
this is what she meant

[Notprettygood @notprettygood]

@wildtiktokss

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

vaping so embarrassing why are you addicted to cherry mango ice blast. get a fuckin grip nigga

[toxic king @toxicking]

If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i can’t wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)

[rocky (pepu) @pepup3pu]

“are you AFAB or AMAB” bro i’m AFAG

[brendan @brendancherie]

UR TELLIN ME A PUMPKIN CREAMED IN THIS COLD BREW

[☻ @SandraSoph]

Why as a man are you ok-ing a woman?

It’s yes mi amor, mi lady, mi vida, preciosa, hermosa, reina.

[lamps @layumps]

isn’t clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun?