Allison Stephens

[cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen]

People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges with immediate family members. I miss two that’s organ failure, total body and mind shutdown by the end of one calendar day

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

@dawsons_creek12 never forget

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

I like him @dawsons_creek12

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

@Jambuel3 Joe they are so oppressed how dare you

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

@Jambuel3 Do you feel threatened because they’re stronger than you?

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

sorry I never answered your text. I put it off for a day and that day spiralled into multiple days and then it became A Whole Thing

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

The longer you watch the better it gets

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Winston. And these are his frisbees. He likes to organize them after playtime. Sometimes it takes a while. 14/10

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

Omfg… 4 days ago I went FULL KAREN MODE because I thought my DoorDash driver jacked my food. I texted her and called her like 6 times and she never responded and my food was nowhere in sight but today my bf texted me

[faith @faiththegemini]

I SAID where the fuck all our money go 😂😂

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

@_amils YOU ARE THE BEST AND YOU ARE FRIEND WITH "HEART" 💕💕

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

@EmmaMoore33 Good luck on the FE!!! You’ll do great

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

@whereismichaela @ChipotleTweets @qdoba I take chips & queso very seriously

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

@ChipotleTweet 1/4 bag of chips and a tiny cup of queso? The disrespect 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

Yes my name is Karen

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

Dear god someone please play Warzone with me

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

@_amils You are amazing 😍

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

my 2-year-old just said "daddy why don't these people understand that getting banned by a private technology platform is not an assault on one's 1st amendment rights since it does not constitute punishment of speech by the government" and i was blown away

[Allison Stephens @alsteph07]

Finally being recognized for all my hard work 😭🙌🏻