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The day you plant the seed isn’t the same day you eat the fruit.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[dork @top_dork]

@HouseGOP This tweet has so much cognitive dissonance built in I just got nauseous

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The average Oklahoma voter:

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@GregAbbott_TX Governor hot wheels mad so he started pulling random numbers out his ass 😭

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@mktrtard420 @AdamAdams999 @EmmaVigeland You’re so close……

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."

Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

Feels like a good day to bring this back

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

BREAKING: A Dragon has attacked Helgan interrupting a live NBC broadcast covering the execution of Ulfric Stormcloak.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

[Covie @covie_93]

The fact that Thomas Massie is fighting for his political life in a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice is not a good look for the Republican party.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Government waste, fraud and abuse rose 13% last year, per MW

[TheStockGuy @TheStockGuyTV]

- Be Indian Billionaire
- Devise scheme to bride Indian gov & defraud US investors out of billions
- Get charged by Outgoing Biden Admin
- Hire new Attorney
- Your new lawyer is also the personal attorney of the sitting US president
- The department charging you is also run by people appointed by that president
- Department drops charges
- You promise to "invest" $10bil in US to help that president
- Government says those things are not related
- Civil case quietly settled for .005% of your net worth

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@realpeteyb123 @alloverthemapMG Trump is literally dying in front of your eyes and you can’t cope hard enough to save him ))):

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@Jelitics @BookitWithTrent @FetishBets If you all pick thunder James goes for 60 tonight

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Thomas Massie reveals that the White House took Lauren Boebert to the White House Situation Room, a room used for major crises, and demanded that she remove her name from the Epstein discharge petition.

"The president vetoed a bill that would've brought water to a large portion of Colorado."

"Why are people in Colorado being deprived of water because their representative wants to expose a child trafficking ring?"

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@stoolpresidente Dave, people hate you for a multitude of things. Being Jewish is such a cop out excuse. No one hates you because of your religion. We hate you because you’re a rape apologist, wished harm on peaceful protestors of Israel, and just an overall fucking scumbag. Fucking moron.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

This is what the inside of Taco Bell used to look like before George Bush ruined it