Kendrick Kumar

guys can we please like stop racism and stuff

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

@goodbeanalt Snap streak for me is number of days without a snap

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

They should sell cans of data center water as merch

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Not now, babe, I’m playing Goat Simulator 3

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Turns out I do a lot of ‘girl dinners’

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@WolffintheWild @ladielabrys2 🥺🥺

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Nutella.. tricks.. school… is everything just ai now

[uncle k8lyn ??? @katttesquad]

nutella tricks you’re never taught in school

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Kinda strange how an entire dimension “girth” has been typecasted to represent just one thing… like this definition of the x-axis belongs to the schlong and nothing else

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

So now you can just GLP1 (gulp one) GLP-1 pill

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Ya’ll gotta chill out with the security questions wdym “What was the maiden name of your second wife”

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Please like, share and circumcize

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Started watching Family Guy I would appreciate no spoilers dear twitter

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Fellas be like “good kid mad city” and be living in Mahavir Nagar, Kandivali West, Opp Bunty juice, Mumbai 400167

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

@grok is this post cathartic in itself?

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Been itching to use the word ‘cathartic’

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Steal this idea - the movie American Psycho but set in Afghanistan: Afghan Psycho

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

@petergietl @timburchett what do you get saying stupid shit like this.. just makes you look like an ass. do something useful. is this the engagement you want to drive, as a journalist? you only lose respect and credibility, no class..

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

@RationlistHindu another wordcel

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

zoomer twitter eating this in another universe right now (still call it twitter in that universe)

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Listening to the ikigai audiobook on 2x

[Kendrick Kumar @alt4lyf]

Toh bc kaata kyu 😭😭

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Autogenerated gamer tags be like “CircumcisedOreo76”