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Live every day as if it were your last. ✌️

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Mozzarella sticks are the key to my heart. 😍

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@juliawhatupdoe Personally I don’t think there’s anything wrong with dying your hair at any age J.

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Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/9AvVtlpqDz via @Change

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when your drunk, pour your shots over your drink. that way, if you spill and liquor it’s just a happy accident. ✌🏼

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Nothing like a little retail therapy to curb your quarantine/moving anxiety.

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today I asked my fiancé “what are your crock pot soup goals?” #QuarantineQuotes

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this quarantine feels like the longest hurricane party ever. i can’t do another puzzle... 😩

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@GlamandGore turn @anthonypadilla into @brendonurie from the emperors new clothes music video!

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Took the time to blow out my hair for the first time in weeks. Made me feel much less toe-like than i’ve felt all week. #selfcare🦶🏻

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@mametown can you do a show in orlando FL next time you and grace come into town?

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When you leave early for work expecting to hit traffic but you catch every green light. #breakfastrun

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Manager: where do you even buy yarn??

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RIP Kobe.

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breaking in these new work booties and my feet are angry with me. But at least i’m warm and lookin like a snack! 🙃

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Not sure why i’m sore I haven’t worked out in 5 days. 🙃 i’m withering away.

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I thought I was on the ball with wedding planning; I was so wrong. There’s so much tiny shit to do I don’t even know where to begin! Don’t have a big wedding kids.

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when you’re mid-pee in a public bathroom and realize there’s no toilet paper.. #fml

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when you listen back to music you downloaded when you were drunk and question your true taste. 🤔

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Disney bound! #AnimalKingdom #workperks 🐭

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I constantly find myself thinking of funny tweets and forgetting to write them out and post them. 🙃

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reddit: “I sent you a mold of my foot please respond.” 😂