AltColtGill_ODE

Parody Director of ODE. I couldn't care less about your kids. I will still get my retirement even though I haven't done my job.

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

#parodyaccount #parody accounts exist for a reason.

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Our @altkatB account which CLEARLY was identified as parody has been taken down by #twitter. We appealed it, and we still denied its reinstatement due to impersonation.
Which it is clearly not. #orpol @jack

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

Yes! Give me a high five...Masks are back.
#oregon

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

Having fun with jib jab...
@ORDeptED_Colt

[sbvegas @sbvegas]

@PNW_working_mom @OHAOregon It’s like 1984.

Of course we’ve always known that’s [insert today’s latest press release] and we’ve never said anything to the contrary!

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

Look at our work!! We changed the rules, but we'll take it because it makes us look good.
#orpol

[OR Dept of Education @ORDeptEd]

Students Post Second Highest Statewide Graduation Rate In Oregon’s History
Read the release: https://t.co/9HSnh1XMLH

[Fallau @JFallau]

@OregonGovBrown @KidGovernor That kid would do 100% better job than you.

[MiLady @liue_mi]

@OregonGovBrown @KidGovernor Strip clubs have been open this whole time. Your policies are child abuse

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

3.
https://t.co/p5jg9nrJgP
#FreeSpeech #Satire #Parody

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

#parodyaccount #parody accounts exist for a reason.

🧵
Our @altkatB account which CLEARLY was identified as parody has been taken down by #twitter. We appealed it, and we still denied its reinstatement due to impersonation.
Which it is clearly not. #orpol @jack

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

3.
https://t.co/p5jg9nrJgP
#FreeSpeech #Satire #Parody

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

#parodyaccount #parody accounts exist for a reason.

🧵
Our @altkatB account which CLEARLY was identified as parody has been taken down by #twitter. We appealed it, and we still denied its reinstatement due to impersonation.
Which it is clearly not. #orpol @jack

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

2. In democratic discourse, it is #essential that people are able to parody public officials especially when they are doing dumbass things like Governor Brown is doing. Look at the picture...it clearly states PARODY.
Suspension = free speech suppression. #orpol
#FreeSpeech

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

Now that is my kind of eating.

Healthy choice @RepLisaReynolds!
#orpol
@OHAOregon

[President Kate Brown @AltkateB]

We revel in the power I have over powerless people. They are subject to us. Right, @OregonGovBrown
#orpol #oregon

We are preparing for our coronation.

[President Kate Brown @AltkateB]

Happy Thanksgiving from @OregonGovBrown and me. A reminder that we care about each and every #oregonian

[President Kate Brown @AltkateB]

Sorry I wasn't able to attend the press conference yesterday with @OHAOregon @ALTPatAllen1 @alt_colt @ORDeptED_Colt . I understand they did an amazing job.
#oregon

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

https://t.co/GbsFRRiZfh

[Chicken Little @ChkLil]

@ALTPatAllen1 @OHAOregon @alt_colt @OregonGovBrown @wweek Is it true you're Dr. Dean's puppy dog?

[President Kate Brown @AltkateB]

Me and @POTUS !

Finally!!!!!

[AltColtGill_ODE @alt_colt]

Having fun with jib jab...
@ORDeptED_Colt