Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs)

Parody Account of @nmdoh
I am obese
I have high blood pressure
I drink too much
I fall down stairs

I identify as healthy. I am a walking billboard.

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

I'm surprised this did not get more attention....

#orpol

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

Damn! I am being sued again.
https://t.co/BzK3qtf7Bu
#orpol

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

@peabodyfmdev dusty....I have to drink a lot. I've had to find a new watering hole.

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

That was a week I would rather forget.

[OregonMammaBear @unheardparent]

I was looking through some downloads......... This is from @ALTPatAllen1 account....
@OHAOregon ...those were the days!
#orpol #parody

[ZachMorrisPDX @PdxMorris]

@Leigh76777 @KATUNews 6 feet , masks, and only 4 people for thanksgiving dinner. @ALTPatAllen1

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

It was my idea to have it on January 6....🤣

[Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham @GovMLG]

HAPPENING JANUARY 6: Gun buybacks in Albuquerque, Española, Farmington and Las Cruces. Receive up to $200 for unwanted firearms.

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

@GovMLG @NewMexicoGOP We are being sued @GovMLG , we should probably be quiet.

#nmpol

[Santa Fe Reporter @SantaFeReporter]

"What we need to do now with COVID is figure out how we’re going to continue to take it seriously…but in a more integrated way that looks more like the rest of health," says Patrick Allen, NM's new secretary of health. @votergirl has the Q&A https://t.co/Kj6UDKFRb3

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

Damn! I am being sued again.
https://t.co/BzK3qtf7Bu
#orpol

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

I'm surprised this did not get more attention....

#orpol

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

@FreeSpeechNW @OregonGovBrown @OregonFirstGent

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

In the interest of transparency, I have updated a few of my calendars for the public.

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

@OregonGovBrown @PortOfPortland @flypdx We are supposed to laying low because of the lawsuit.

onay ublicpay appearancesyay

#orpol

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

Did you hear??

I am heading to #newmexico!

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

Patrick Allen, former director of OHA, appointed new top health official in New Mexico https://t.co/qiWD473k1L

This is me!
@OHAOregon @TinaKotek @OregonGovBrown @OregonGovBrown thank you!

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

@peabodyfmdev @EatSleepMask I was hoping people would forget, but I guess not.

Yes, I fell down the stairs, but that's what happens when you drink.

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

I used to really suck when I was in Oregon, if you know what I mean.
#orpol

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

@AltkateB Just for a week, right? I landed a longer gig. With extended benefits.

[Scarface Pat Allen (I like stairs) @ALTPatAllen1]

Glad to know that @OHAOregon is carrying on my work!

[R. J. Montes @rjmontesLC]

@NMDOH @GovMLG #nmpol #NM

[R. J. Montes @rjmontesLC]

@LeahsLastNerve @AngryMomUSA @theatomicmom