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Mom, liberal, feminist, smartass.

[Ari Cohn @AriCohn]

The picture @PressSec @karolineleavitt doesn't want you to see

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

The White House has gotten this image of Karoline Leavitt censured from Getty because it was “unflattering “.

Please don’t you dare share it.

[TMZ @TMZ]

An "unflattering" Karoline Leavitt photo has been removed after after agencies got the message loud and clear that the White House wasn’t a fan.

Take a look: https://t.co/HzX0LLljwF

[AltSnark is 22% Irish ☘️ @Alt_Snark]

@UniversalORL It’s an EPIC FAIL when you’ve been in line for 4.5 hours and counting - for a posted 110 minute wait when you entered - for mine cart madness. Madness checks out though.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

when do the groceries get cheaper

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@BetsyKling @wkyc Had to cut our walk short to race the storm home in Broadview Hts.

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@tifiood @Racemx904 @ChaseForLiberty @SarkazeinOKTW8 There’s no Buc-ee’s in Ohio, period.

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@NWSCLE Cleveland!

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@AgoraCLE Bummer but thanks for confirming!

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@AgoraCLE @portugaltheman Is there a show in CLE tonight? Have tix and tried to buy more but the agora website and ticket site schedules now show it on 4/26. No email or announcement 🤷‍♀️

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@jmattmiller If they’re doing independent work, I’m fine with it. If I’m giving a lesson, hell to the no.
Also I can tell looking at them from the front of the room if they’re watching sports on their laptop.

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@tonyposnanski @3YearLetterman Whole postgame was turning themselves into the victims, while Harbaugh is still coaching except on the field for game day.
Signed, Buckeye Mom

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@tonyposnanski I’m going to take your tortilla chip and dip it into HOT queso dip.

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@Amy_Hupe Hi, my uncle told my sister that I got all the looks, but she got all of the personality.
(We were both offended.)

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Mike Hixenbaugh is mikehixenbaugh.com on BlueSky @Mike_Hixenbaugh]

Across the street from the NRA convention: “Am I next?”

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@clobaroblob @Cazaltraz @AlexIp718 @hmcghee Thank you, this is what I came to say.

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@TheDanaWeiss Sigh, the good ole days.

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@ALT_uscis Well, I showed this to my geography loving 12 y/o. He laughed about the scale and pointed out that it’s the Liberian flag, so don’t blame me.

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@goldengateblond Wearing an orange combover toupee and excessive amounts of bronzer makes someone look badass?