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@finkd Yes, that is exactly what a muse does.
"Get things done for you" like a butler or concierge.
Not a person or an imaginary being/force that gives someone ideas and helps them to unleash their creativity.
Why are people getting paid to be so bad at this?

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@EvanHub So, hypthetically of course, when would we cross the threshold of "torching data centers is self-defense"?

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@SilvermanJacob He's rewriting the perception of his corpus. Baby steps.

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Ganz heißer Tipp:
Puppy-Webcam im Denali National Park & Preserve Alaska.
7 Welpen im Alter von 2 1/2 Monaten (geboren am 3. Mai).

Aufgrund der Zeitverschiebung von 10 Stunden das ideale Programm für Nachteulen.

https://t.co/kXjITVK11P

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Honestly, I would never have expected that @elonmusk is such a huge fan of former german chancellor Angela Merkel. You know what they say, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” #merkelraute

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@elonmusk Remind me again, how long is maternity leave in companies led by Elon Musk?

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@NVIDIAGeForce 20 Years ... thanks for making me feel old. #HalfLife2RTX

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@AFpost Matthew 19:23
And Jesus said to His disciples, “Truly I say to you, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”

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@MyPillowUSA Mein kampfortable pillow

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Natürlich müssen die Politiker jetzt nach Solingen performativ (wenn auch planlos) agieren. Sieht ja sonst auch blöd aus. Aber eine Frage - wie genau soll ein "Waffenrecht für Messer" aussehen, das Attacken wie in Mannheim und Solingen verhindern soll?

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@AnnaGilpin @Garossino @elonmusk The reason is Grimes dared to side with his estranged daughter when she called him out for publicly lying about her transition process and telling the world what an abusive and cruel father he was (when he wasn't absent). That's his way of lashing out. Despicable.

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If you ever feel down because of a #dryspell, just remember that the Greenland Shark, who has a lifespan of about 500 years, reaches sexual maturity at an age of around 150 years. Feel better now?

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Wenn ich Papst wäre, würde ich ja nicht ständig was fordern. "Waffenruhe in Gaza", "Kriegsende in der Ukraine" und so... - stell Dir vor, die sagen jetzt "Oh, der Papst hat gesagt 'aufhören'!" und stoppen den Scheiß ... dann fragt jeder, warum haste nicht schon früher was gesagt?

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Man, what happened to Stephen Colbert? #Banshee

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To all the members of the #SenateJudiciaryCommittee who were (rightfully) grilling the social media CEOs today - now go and do the same with gun manufacturers. Ask them for compensation to the victims of gun violence and their families. Ask basically the same questions, really.

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Elon Musks kleine Präse zu "Social Media hätte den Holocaust verhindert" hat einen kleinen Denkfehler. Naja, eine ganze Menge davon, aber ... es sieht so aus, als wäre der Holocaust in seinen ausgedachten Beispieltweets in vollstem Gange. Ketamine is a hell of a drug, it seems.

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Schielen für subliminale Botschaft.

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@elonmusk That tracks, as "The Hitchhiker's Guide [,.] has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate" with its only upsides that "it's slightly cheaper" and "has the words 'Don't Panic' inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover". So, good job

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@LastWeekTonight Hey, @LastWeekTonight, how can you show a close-up of Jim Jordans note and not even mention the cute little doodle in the corner that appears to depict two persons of different height, one of them sporting an erect penis with a matching set of balls? We expect better!

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