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[bitch @altbingus]

I thought a footlong was $5

[🇨🇦 Policy Hawk @CDNPolicyHawk]

Subway's "footlongs under $10 each" are only under $10 if you don't order the footlong...

[drew @ImNotOwned]

i will vote for this dude for president

[bitch @altbingus]

@zahracusdottir @shammfwow

[bitch @altbingus]

@shammfwow @libsoftiktok @Tim_Walz Fuck it I’m a shamwow stan acct now

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

I know for a fact British food is absolute ass cuz there’s Brits on social media right now going to Golden Corral and Olive Garden saying it’s the best food they’ve ever had - the absolute shit tier American food is amazing to them

[bitch @altbingus]

@shammfwow @White_Janissary YOOOO

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

laying bricks isn't mundane when you know you're building a cathedral

[KAT • @hayaku14]

me, neither a new yorker nor a basketball fan:
MY MAYOR MUSLIM 📢
MY BAGELS JEWISH 📢 📢
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR 📢 📢📢
KNICKS IN FOOOOURRRR 📢🔥📢🔥📢

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[bitch @altbingus]

were you there

[Incredulous Papist @IncredPapist_]

Hot take, but the sin of Sodom was not a husband receiving a blowjob from his wife.

[bitch @altbingus]

LMFAO???

[Tesho Akindele @Tesho13]

Charlotte is the most underrated city in the country and it’s not even close

• Affordable
• Nice people
• Great weather
• High paying jobs
• Cool neighborhoods
• Short drive to the beach or mountains

[lou @littlelou050]

twitter hall of fame.

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

[bitch @altbingus]

hunter biden supremacy

[m @chmpgnsoshalist]

“humanity faces a new Tower of Babel” is such an unbelievably hard opening for a document about AI.

[thunderf00t @thunderf00t]

there were 12 saturn V launches in the entirety of the Apollo program.

'Starship' still hasnt made it to orbit after 12 flights!

[Mustache Bob @MustacheBob2]

Starship exploded. Again. Like it always explodes. It explodes because it's a dead-end design. SpaceX will never reach the moon. SpaceX will never reach Mars. SpaceX sets the US space program back every day we foolishly decide to rely on it.

[bitch @altbingus]

you played yourself so bad if you’re working 21 days a month

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

Divide your Salary by 21 working days, that’s how much you earn per day.

[bitch @altbingus]

LETS FUCKN GOOOOOO

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

BREAKING NEWS: FBI files reveal reports of 'four-foot tall' beings emerging from UFOs