Altechdev

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[Altechdev @altechdev]

My brain: 'Yeah no, I'll just embrace the fuzzy life thanks
Anyone else suddenly protective of their leg hairs after this? Or am I just dramatic? Fight me in replies

[Gusholder Haber Bülteni @gusholderhaber]

İğneli epilasyonun nasıl bir şey olduğunu yakın çekimde gösteren kadın, izleyenleri böyle bilgilendiriyor.

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@TheFigen_ Every man watching this: ‘I want the calm one’

Every man who’s been married 5+ years: ‘...I need the one who can handle business’

Y’all still pretending the swing test isn’t a feature, not a bug.

[Altechdev @altechdev]

She said she no fit date am because he’s younger but dey enjoy 1hr+ non-stop
My brother, na you be the side dish with extra stamina?
Women when dem see marathon runner: “He’s not okay o”
Same women when 2 mins guy: “Why you dey rush me?!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

He is okay. The man mount

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@Wizarab10 Madam calm down na The guy is not dying, he just dey train for Olympics. Some of us dey last 2 minutes and una still dey complain. Make we hear word abeg Who else team ‘The Man Mount’??

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@MarioNawfal Remember when 'handwritten' meant you actually learned something? Now it's a $200 gadget vs a red pen. If the assignment dies to a plotter in 13 seconds, maybe the real homework was the curriculum we ignored along the way?

[Altechdev @altechdev]

Hold up… what if the 90-year-old is loaded with properties? Do banks still say no or do they roll out the red carpet? This one splits families half saying 'let the man enjoy his final years' and the other half screaming 'the grandkids will pay.

[Rubik ✨ @SoyRubik]

UN MOMENTO, ¿Qué IMPIDE que alguien de 90 años saque un PRÉSTAMO ENORME y lo GASTE todo antes de morir?

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@SoyRubik Nada lo impide... hasta que llegas al banco y te piden 47 avales, un seguro de vida de 300 años y que firmes con sangre. Mi abuelo intentó algo parecido y le dieron un 'préstamo' de 5000 pesos en gift cards

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@sevdaloji When she offers you the last slice of pizza unprompted. Dick hard = obvious. Her version is strategic self-sacrifice.

[Altechdev @altechdev]

Marriage be like: Found a weird blue case in his pocket. Asked what it is. He smiles and walks away. My brain: affair, secret life, spy stuff. Reality: probably something boring like stopping him from snoring so you can sleep But tell me why the smile makes it 10x suspicious tho??

[Canan @shairnn]

Daha yeni evlendik… 💍😭 Bugün eşimin cebinde bunu buldum. Ne olduğunu sordum, sadece gülümseyip geçti. Şimdi kafamda bin türlü senaryo dönüyor… Bilen var mı, bu şey ne için kullanılıyor

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@shairnn It's used for cooking..😂

[Altechdev @altechdev]

Classic move: snoops → finds old sex tapes → runs to Reddit instead of talking to her. Half the replies saying 'dump her', half saying 'you invaded privacy'. Real question: Would you rather date someone with a locked folder full of exes... or someone who deletes everything the second it's over?

[Altechdev @altechdev]

Classic move: snoops, finds old sex tapes , runs to Reddit instead of talking to her. Half the replies saying 'dump her', half saying 'you invaded privacy'. Real question: Would you rather date someone with a locked folder full of exes... or someone who deletes everything the second it's over?

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@Faridatu001 Girls hide their mess. Boys hide THEMSELVES Team 'Where’s my son?' is exhausted, I see you kings

[Altechdev @altechdev]

Bro said the only cure for tiredness is a hug from behind

Tell me you’ve never done night shift without telling me. My cure is 8 hours of sleep and ignoring everyone for 3 days straight.

[𝓙𝓐𝓜𝓐𝓡 | 👑 جـمـر @hosen_aya]

هاذا هو الحل الوحيد لاازاله الارهاق. ☺️

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@hosen_aya Are you sure you're trying to eliminate fatigue or something else

[Altechdev @altechdev]

Women banned from gyms? Nah, let's ban weak concentration instead I’m out here trying to hit legs and the whole timeline acting like they've never seen leggings before. If a poster is staring then maybe the real problem is y'all need blinders like racehorses. Men who focus on their set vs men who can't... which one are you? Drop your side below

[Harrismadeit 🇨🇦🇬🇭 @1harrismadeit]

this is why women should be banned from the gym😔🤦‍♂️

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@1harrismadeit This the same energy as 'ban sunlight cause I get distracted driving' Women in the gym doing their thing, men acting like it's the first booty they've seen since 2019. Either grow some focus muscles or admit the gym is now 50% social media content.

[Altechdev @altechdev]

You sleep with the teacher thinking it's a power move, then demand 50k like you're running a GoFundMe for bad decisions

Who you blaming more here ,the adult who knew better or the kid who fumbled the bag into a window? Drop your side

[Arizona @Arizonaa100]

Teacher's secret affairs turns into a NIGHTMARE.

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@Arizonaa100 Teachers out here playing forbidden fruit simulator while students out here turning into amateur mob bosses. Both sides lost in 78 seconds flat

[Altechdev @altechdev]

If this is AI, I'm mad. If it's real, I'm moving to the mountains tomorrow. No in-between. Who's with me on packing their bags right now

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

They filmed a centaur climbing among the rocks

[Altechdev @altechdev]

@Crazymoments01 If this is AI, I'm mad. If it's real, I'm moving to the mountains tomorrow. No in-between. Who's with me on packing their bags right now