Alan Limke

Educator, movie extra, snarky commentator. Slowly killing myself with pizza. #DepressionSucks

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I am fully vaccinated, de-wormed and potty-trained.
@Tinder @sarahcpr @SarahKSilverman @mariabamfoo

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@teachergoals Mr. L. When does stem end I hope never. (I teach STEM K-5 and this was at the end of the school year).

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@Skyline_Chili @Reds #SkylineSweepstakes

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@GeorgeTakei He’s right

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@CincyShirts @_thekidbilly_ “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”

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@CincyShirts @_thekidbilly_ “You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!”

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@krassenstein Pence is a useless albinobot who has to plug himself in at night.

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@PeteButtigieg 😢

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@joncoopertweets Milli Hillbilly

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@dailystem Get everyone set up with https://t.co/J9TSn2JggP accounts so he can balance hands-on with device-based learning.

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@dailystem Run.

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@NicoleBehnam @maxosirisart If this was Bumble, I’d bee smitten. Ok, I’ll show myself out.

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@thomaschattwill I’m a white guy and the only fight I’ve been in was when I got beat up by a girl in 5th grade.

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@thomaschattwill Time to put on Poinciana

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@Skyline_Chili #SkylineSweepstakes

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@JuliaSweeneyMeh @FFRF Sheeeeee is a bimbo…

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@Ariel_Comedy Now that’s a woman who knows who the hell she is.

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@TheAmberPicota What about the environmental cost of all those extra car trips, the extra packaging and the lesson that as a middle schooler, you get to have a service worker deliver customized meals to you instead of the food already prepared, or, god forbid, packing a lunch.

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@Lipton 💛#LiptonWhiteTeaRaspberry and #Sweepstakes

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I gave kids random materials to build something useful. They sketched ideas. It went south fast. #STEM #STEMeducation #edtech #makerspace #teachertwitter #K12

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@AiG It’s all fairy tales