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[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[arrow 🏹 #1 avery hayes stan 🐧 @edthekraken]

Hi my name is Hockey McPlayer. My hobbies are golf and gambling and I love country music. This is my blonde bombshell gf Emmaleigh McOutofmyleague. We met on instagram.

[🥕🥕🥕 @alternaliz]

I love my IUD and am glad to have access to them

[ares @bloodsiphoning]

turning a torture device into a spectacle is so fucking weird to me LMFAOOO there is nothing glamorous about getting one of those

[Max Mannis @MaxMannis]

Tim Hill checking in for another year of throwing 70 games out of the pen with his rubber arm

[Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes]

CB Buckner calling balls and strikes in the ABS era

[josferatu @xcrawlback2godx]

enjoy the blowjob...
but reflect on it...

[Robert Kearney @Robkearney1981]

Zuppi was considered a serious contender for pope before Leo was elected last May. That means he carries a lot of weight in the Church, so something like this can't be considered a private, spur-of-the-moment decision on his part but an act that has full Vatican backing.

[aya 🍉 @bayareadirtbag]

anyway the only reason fernando valenzuela accepted a lowball contract offer from the dodgers in 1982, a season after he won both rookie of the year and the cy young, is because the team threatened to deport him if he didn't.

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

Unions work

[Vivian @suchnerve]

The United States Postal Service, USPS, doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a public service. Don’t fall for the privatization propaganda.

[sarah @mrsboourns]

The first of many inshallah

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

let me get this straight

a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

[Swede @Swede2x]

if a women tells you you have "nice hands" she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Mamdani is an example for leftists of what you can achieve by being likable and not being cynical and unpleasant to be around.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

“locker room talk” is a euphemism for misogyny. the reason they wait til they’re in the boys locker room is because they already know what they’re saying is sexist.

[silvia ⋆˙⟡ @H0EILYA]

all bisexuals get a gf AND a bf right NOW ! don’t let hudson williams outbisexual you

[Dylan Goforth @DGoforth918]

I did not watch the Puppy Bowl last night. I watched the All-American Puppy Bowl. It was crazy when Kristi Noem executed all the puppies. Should have seen that coming I guess.

[TK/Atlas ❕ @CLlCKTK]

LORD ABOVE TAKE ALL HER PAIN QUADRUPLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE FLORIDA PANTHERS