Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise
Has any social or political argument of the 2010s been more thoroughly disproven than “It would be good if music critics took commercial pop music more seriously”
@OGBlackRedGuard Sherman is such a complex historical figure because everything about him is terrible except for the most important thing he ever did which was insanely good
Magneto's formative trauma, the one that has left him with no limits in the defense of mutants, was watching an organized machine of death attempt to kill his entire race indiscriminately. This is why, if he were to be adapted, he would need to be a Gamer,
You’re absolutely right, and I think it speaks to an important distinction. We’re not just writing an email to your boss, we are *threatening his whole family* — and that’s much more interesting.
Trump in February 2026: We will have complete victory over Iran! Air superiority will be achieved in a matter of hours! An entire civilization will die tonight!
Trump in June 2026: