Brandon Hahn

You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son.

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

@chriscorbett2 @emmajcoburn @usatf @realDonaldTrump

[Christopher Corbett @chriscorbett2]

When your coach tells you he entered you in the 5k but it's really the steeple

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

There are 2 types of people in the world: those who like the song "#ClosingTime", and liars.

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

@CoCoVandey I was hoping the regular way was "Excuse me, would you like to go on a date with me?" but that seems suspiciously easy

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

@LemieuxTruther Mario Lemieux is the Wayne Gretzky of hockey

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

@LemieuxTruther people get hung up on "feelings" instead of looking at the raw numbers, which are in favor of Lemieux

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

@LemieuxTruther Before he came out of retirement Lemieux was the only player to average more than 2 PPG. Gretzky is the Don Nelson of hockey

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

@LemieuxTruther Fact: Gretzky wore Number 99 because he wanted to emulate Lemieux without directly copying him

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

I suspect that someday after I die my legacy will live on for years through unsolicited airline credit card offers sent to my old residence

[Gwen Jorgensen @gwenjorgensen]

How to watch #triathlon
In USA? https://t.co/cxbNmcNwns
In Rio? It's free to view-come to the venue!
Somewhere else? https://t.co/pE0DYsUlfH

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

@TheRealMerb @william_leer I'm not 20, but I'm doing my best

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

Woo @EvanJager! @usatf Congrats! Snapped this pic of you after #SteeplePeople #Rio2016

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

At the track and ready to watch @EvanJager @DonnCabral and #HillaryBor crush it in the steeple final today! #Rio2016

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

@millyjane14 I thought you were just really passionate about Baidu

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

Wooo way to go @emmajcoburn #Bronze #SteeplePeople #Rio2016

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

Cool to see @NastiaLiukin this morning outside the Today Show. Looking forward to more awesome gymnastics insight

[KIMbia Athletics @kimbia]

Monday highlight: @courtfrerichs8 @ @steeple_squigs steeple final. 10:15 a.m. Eastern/7:15 a.m. Pacific.

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

So pumped to see @emmajcoburn @courtfrerichs8 and @steeple_squigs in the women's steeple final tomorrow! #SteeplePeople #Rio2016

[RunnerSpace @runnerspace]

RT if you love @AshtonJEaton

#Rio2016

[Brandon Hahn @alternateman]

Playing "Imperial March" when the Russian fencing team comes out before their match with Ukraine...I see you, arena DJ #Rio2016