President❄Snowflake

Not real. Like that matters.
He/him.

[President❄Snowflake @alternativepusa]

So am I banned yet? Not sure how this works.

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@elonmusk Well, shit.

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@odetobecca What's a break?

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@MikeDugar We don't have drive through liquor stores, though.

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@MrTeller @pennjillette @MaskedSingerFOX @FOXTV Yeah. It made me happy to know someone for once. Best yet!

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@Bryan_Blackburn Me too.

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@thepiff @Thepiffpod Well, you know I want to see @PuddlesPityP on there. If he's not available, maybe Big Mike could stop by.

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@henrysara7 I opened Twitter for the first time in forever and the notification I got was "have you ever thought about following Sara?"

Not exactly the support you need but you got a follower. Let me know if we need to schedule some time to talk. Because I have to schedule everything now.

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@JasonWhited1 @PuddlesPityP @churchbaratl @Bryan_Blackburn

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#agtwildcard @Stormof69 You were amazing. We want you. We need you. We love you.

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@JasonWhited1 Mr. Whipple!!

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Am I remembering wrong? I think tp and Kleenex used to be scented. Like, "Sorry about your raging allergies and runny nose. Here's some more flowery shit you might enjoy!"

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It has come to my attention that the USA has a real president now. Do we still need a fake, alternative president? No. But here I am.

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I just realized that on Twitter, I've assumed the handle and nom d'plume of a fake President. And the real one got banned. So some things are right in the world.

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Mood.

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@jiffy_peanuts I'm so sorry you had to deal that. I've always thought you are a talented badass. Still do.

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@thepiff Won! Funniest comedy magic dragon on TV in this weird year. I'd like to think it was wearing @PuddlesPityP shirts while watching there Zoom show. But it was probably the dog.

Get your virtual show tix at https://t.co/LseW3IuGpG.

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@JasonWhited1 Hot Feet Pics 7

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Just watched a great Zoom show with @thepiff. Per tradition, wore our @PuddlesPityP shirts. Also ate carrot hot dogs throughout.

Schedule yours! So worth it. https://t.co/EPQy00sv9B