Maxwell

SXM | NYC

[Maxwell @altmaxwell]

@adamdrosin what’s even the point of that

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@frankmikesmith why is Romo the placeholder on this play?

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@adamdrosin they wrote our goddamn names on the wall based on what we could do, like gorilla club, lion club. i got mouse club

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@InternetH0F @altregan

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@adamdrosin burn that

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@Sabrina_Mtz_ @FriGay13 what movie is this

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i’ve entered a very depressing phase of fatherhood where i’m watching Blippi and Miss Rachel long after my kid has fallen asleep

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@RuFiOooooh @Jac5Connor @FreddyInSpace i’ve tried to watch that movie at least 6 times and still can’t get past the first 10 minutes without changing it or losing my attention. It’s fascinating, no other movie can do that to me

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Defending Your Life by @AlbertBrooks deserves more recognition as a comedy classic. Brilliant writing and world building and Meryl Streep has never been more delightfully happy in a role. Do yourself a favor and watch it!

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@adamdrosin i was all about this movie when it came out

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@adamdrosin id go if it was Tom Arnold’s The Stupids

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@adamdrosin he’s a predator who knows what kids like, and i stand by that theory

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can someone explain to me why i can’t stream or rent Angels In The Outfield anywhere? My inner child is crushed right now 😔

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@leaginefra the chickpea skin comes off when you dry them! i’m just finishing the job

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wife called me a psycho for taking the outer skin of every chickpea off before i use them for anything. Does anyone else do this? or should i have myself committed

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.@TomBrady gets a personal day every Wednesday moving forward. @MaskedSingerFOX airs Wednesdays….COINCIDENCE???

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@tmiranda23 only time i interact with anyone on the street is if they have a dog and even then i try to only talk to the dog

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@adamdrosin bottom right actually looks pretty good

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@TrillTy056 @br_betting @FDSportsbook what’s the “other” mean?

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@bishopbriggs Monsters