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@ignaciadepano Es la prota de SMILE 3?

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@JoaquinG64519 @InesSainzOf Por eso necesitamos ministros que no necesiten el dinero. Que tengan ese cargo porque son los mejores y quieren lo mejor para su pueblo.
No como la piara actual.

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@zombisaurio7 ¿Crees que el agua moja?

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@janogarcia_ @GladiatorAstur Por eso urge moción de censura ya, para evitar que este sátrapa acabe modificando el censo lo suficiente como para perpetuarse eternamente en el poder.
Pero otros prefieren ver al psoe marinarse a lo lento.

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@velardedaoiz2 Si algo nos ha enseñado la vida es a hacer lo contrario que haga o diga Lucía Méndez.

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@SherlockCoopert @xrius007 Pero no habían cancelado Moonknight?

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@Mazzinguerzett1 Enhorabuena! Noticia genial! 🙌🏻

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@pabloharour @aanniikkyy @RaulSolisUE

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@CdCiudadDZamora @tamiroff_ Por eso esta selección actual no nos representa. No es España; son los Negreira Boys.

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@elconfidencial

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In my grandparents village, nobody closed their doors; not even at night. Full trust. People would enter your house throughout the day and you would welcome them with a snack and a drink, and you would do the same in their houses.
Not anymore. Less than 2000 population village, I’m saying. All of that is gone now.

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✅ FIXED FINALE – “Blood and Bone”
The Boys breach the White House.
They move like ghosts through the East Wing — Hughie, Annie, Kimiko, MM, Butcher — bloodied, exhausted, but finally united for the last stand. No more speeches. No more plans. Just the Oval Office and the man who has to die.
They kick the doors open.
Homelander is already there.
Sitting behind the Resolute Desk like he owns the planet. Red, white, and blue suit pristine. American flag pin gleaming. A single camera drone hovers above him, broadcasting live to every screen in the country.
He smiles.
“America,” he says calmly into the lens, “I promised you I would clean house. And tonight… I deliver.”
The Boys charge.
Homelander doesn’t even stand up.
His eyes ignite — two blinding white beams of pure x-ray vision, thicker and hotter than anything he’s ever unleashed. The blast rips across the room like a scythe.
Hughie is cut in half at the waist before he can even scream. Annie’s chest explodes outward in a spray of light and bone. Kimiko tries to leap — her head is vaporized mid-air. MM takes the full force to the torso; what’s left of him hits the wall in wet chunks. Butcher is the last one standing for half a second — eyes wide, compound-V veins glowing — before the beam slices him diagonally from shoulder to hip. His body drops in two smoking pieces.
The Oval Office is silent except for the crackle of burning carpet and the soft drip of blood.
Homelander finally stands. He walks around the desk, stepping over what used to be his greatest enemies like they’re nothing but trash.
He looks straight into the camera.
“The era of the Starlighters is over,” he says, voice steady, almost gentle. “No more resistance. No more fake heroes hiding behind capes and hashtags. No more weak men pretending they can stand against real power.”
He picks up the American flag that had fallen during the slaughter and plants it back in its stand.
“Back to normal, America. Back to the way it was always meant to be. One nation. Under me.”
He smiles — that perfect, terrifying, all-American smile — and the broadcast cuts to the presidential seal.
Outside the White House, the crowds that had gathered in protest begin to disperse in silence. Some cry. Most just stare at their phones in horror… then quietly put them away.
The next morning the news runs the same headline on every channel:
“HOMELANDER ADDRESSES NATION — ERA OF CHAOS ENDS”
Vought stock hits an all-time high. The new “Department of Supes” is announced by noon. Starlight’s face is scrubbed from every billboard and memory.
In the ruins of the Oval Office, the bodies are already gone — cleaned up by Vought’s best teams before sunrise.
Homelander sits alone at the Resolute Desk, feet up, sipping a glass of milk.
He looks out the window at the rising sun over Washington D.C. and whispers to himself:
“Finally… peace.”
THE END.

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Homelander can move to space and back in the span of 2 seconds to kill a rich douchebag but can't fly out of a room fast enough to avoid losing all his powers in desperation?

This shit fucking SUCKED

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El Real Oviedo está tremendamente agradecido al Real Madrid. De siempre. Otra cosa son los cuatro taraos que hay en todos lados y que la tienen que liar. Pero no habla por equipo ni afición.
Al igual que con el Valladolid: las aficiones del Madrid y del Oviedo siempre se llevaron bien.

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@VTorresAlonso Este hilo me ha dejado boquiabierto.
Hace tiempo me dijeron "no sabes lo que es el verdadero miedo hasta que tengas una hija".
Y por eso, aplaudo tu decisión. Es el camino difícil pero el correcto.

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@OrevaZSN I suffered the exact same thing two weeks ago. What a nightmare. The solution was to use a different Authenticator.

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@hokkori_nekko Todos aprendemos esto de la manera más difícil, y sobre todo cuando somos padres y vemos por lo que pasaron los nuestros. Ánimo!

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@Fernand35932695 @majofano

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El Real Madrid siempre vuelve.