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@DrDaveRB @EithanDHaimMD @SacksDisa My brother-in-law broke his arm ten years ago and went to the Parkland ER. He and my sister were the only English speakers in the waiting room.

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@BrosephineDodge @LrdofthePlains Thomas Dustin is my 5th cousin.

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@googiegirl @Punctuationamok A former weightlifter or did he still work out some?

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@QiaochuYuan Sadism is worse than pride

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@CrazyFenaker @ConservamemeHQ @washingtonpost The entire household can be classified as legal on the basis of one person, but the amount awarded is based on how many people are in the household, regardless of legality. Only a few states restrict this.

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@KiyoakiOkojo @skooookum You have to go to the list run by the state and remove yourself as well. Simply removing it from your license doesn’t take your name off the state registry.

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@KellerRaym8123 @DalitDetector Both are bad

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@1776Reform @JoelWBerry Just require the head of household to be a citizen.

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@bunziecore A stranger once told me my kneecaps stick out too much, whatever that means. The idea that people aren’t noticing and picking apart everything about you to criticize or insult is just ludicrous.

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@NateAFischer Just require they show their handicapped parking credential or a doctor’s note on a prescription pad.

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@Hitchslap1 To drive down wages, which helps their donors increase profits

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@ronaldxplumber My parents called it a GI party, just cleaning the house all day.

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@w4nkie @zackvoell Nazis are bad. Five of my relatives fought them and two died doing so. And that was generations ago. Why can’t your community say raping young British girls is bad?

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@w4nkie @zackvoell The nazis have been gone for generations but the rape gangs are contemporary.

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@andymhunt3 @thedeadcentrex @MrFamilyOffice You’re a good father.

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@9mmsmg Sometimes the right move is to be nicer than people deserve.

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@3verythingisyou @aergloique Teenage girls wore tank tops with visible bra straps in the 90s.

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@AdesoyeVictor22 @SovereignIM @zarathustra5150 Joe Lonsdale co-founder of Palantir

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@Madame_Ennui I bought a vagus nerve stimulator that’s more effective than any therapist I ever saw.

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America routinely taking days/weeks to count ballots now is f’n hilarious. They might as well announce results in Hamburglar costumes